[ Oof, okay, he'll give himself another two seconds to lie there before sitting back up and attempting life again. ]

I gotta be sneaky or someone might accidentally shoot me, you know?!

[ Unlike 45 who clearly shot at him on purpose. ]

But hey, hey, I was looking for you, actually! Are you busy?? Or do you got somebody you need to kill first?

[ Why carry that rifle around oh my god why are all the townspeople ignoring the rifle ]