[ "Better" and "Nokia brick" are two mutually exclusive terms, he can't get a better brick and he refuses to use any other phone but a brick. ]

Nah, you wouldn't have 'em. Here, here, I'll give you his number~

[ He finds the number quickly, seeing as his contacts list takes up half a page. The name on the contacts just says "Mav" because Kano is boring sometimes. ]

You can spam him with whatever, he won't mind!! He's great like that.

[ Says Kano with his several dozen texts lined up for when texts work again. ]