[ Spam is... well. It shouldn't kill the cats, Kido thinks, but it's pretty salty, with a weird jelly texture if she doesn't pan fry it to use as an ingredient in a dish. The kittens meow and try to scale Toki's back so they can get at the spam, and Kido plucks them off and places them on the table so they can scream at Toki but on a more solid surface. ]

I don't know how much the cats would like it, but it shouldn't be all they eat. You can place a cube of one on top of everybody's bowls as a treat or something. Knives are in the leftmost cabinet, in a basket near the bottom.