[Watching her cut the spam, he's glad he didn't pick cooking either. He'd cut off his fingers trying that. He's doing okay with can opener though. It's slipped off twice and he's making a pretty jagged edge somehow, but he's keeping the cats away from any potential hazards.]

No, I haven't had her long. Just a couple months. She was from a shelter in town and just lived in the dorm room. I never thought she liked me, and that she preferred my roommate, but here she is.

[Not hissing at him or clawing to get away. But that's probably because he hasn't taken her for a "walk" yet, or attempted to make her wear cute outfits.]