[ Alright, let's see what we have to work with. Kano tries the money clip first, but it's too thick and doesn't fit, so he takes that and slips it into his pocket. Maybe it won't disappear after he dies. The chest plate decorations are next, but they're rounded no matter how he turns them, so when that doesn't do anything, even after some wiggling around, he's not surprised. The sword and the katana are also failures, but he thinks it has more to do with the fact that they're pointed at the tip, and there's nothing inside the slot to stab.
Failing those, he tries some of the things in his pockets that could be plausible. The handle of a plastic spoon, a popsicle stick, a silver feather charm, one of the broken roof tiles that almost fits, but doesn't do anything. He has to smack the collar a bit to get the tile out before it disappears, so Jiro is probably getting stabbed in the process. Sorry. We're all making sacrifices here. ]
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Failing those, he tries some of the things in his pockets that could be plausible. The handle of a plastic spoon, a popsicle stick, a silver feather charm, one of the broken roof tiles that almost fits, but doesn't do anything. He has to smack the collar a bit to get the tile out before it disappears, so Jiro is probably getting stabbed in the process. Sorry. We're all making sacrifices here. ]