[Red is still so embarrassed that he became involved in the planning of this whole thing. Rei seemed really excited about it though, and he doesn't want to disappoint her by not showing up, so here he is. He left the Pokémon back at the inn since they probably wouldn’t be allowed in anyway. He stares helplessly at the sign above the front desk with the list of services and prices. He literally doesn’t know what any of these words mean. Please help.]
b. wildcard for bath/spa(????) shenanigans (guys only)
[Red will definitely be tucked in a corner of the big men's bath with only his head above the water, trying to become one with this corner. He can be reluctantly convinced to go to the jacuzzi too, but literally anything else he'd have to be dragged kicking and screaming to.]
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[Red is still so embarrassed that he became involved in the planning of this whole thing. Rei seemed really excited about it though, and he doesn't want to disappoint her by not showing up, so here he is. He left the Pokémon back at the inn since they probably wouldn’t be allowed in anyway. He stares helplessly at the sign above the front desk with the list of services and prices. He literally doesn’t know what any of these words mean. Please help.]
b. wildcard for bath/spa(????) shenanigans (guys only)
[Red will definitely be tucked in a corner of the big men's bath with only his head above the water, trying to become one with this corner. He can be reluctantly convinced to go to the jacuzzi too, but literally anything else he'd have to be dragged kicking and screaming to.]