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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ lmfao god i love that emote so much. it's so cute and i'll just keep seeing it as kano. also, jokes on you, rei hasn't been around cats long enough to know that means agitation. all the cats she interacted with were nice because she kept giving them food, so she has no idea what this means. ]

Oh no, what's wrong, kitty? Are you getting cold? I'll make you warm!

[ time to pick up the kitty and run to a bath. ]

[ I have to rename that emote from [no] to [kaNO] now haha

Kano meows in indignation when he's picked up, but Rei doesn't speak cat so it's just a long, drawn out meow that could mean anything. Despite that, he doesn't struggle or move at all, because he doesn't want to be dropped, neither on the ground or in the water. He's going to run the moment she lets him go, he's preparing himself for escape. ]

[ LMAO i love it. good emote names. ]

[ bold of you to assume that rei will put him down. she took a break from everything so she's still in her swimsuit. she's just going to head straight to the jacuzzi with the cat in her arms. is he ready to sit in a hot bubbling tub. ]

[ Kano, crying to himself: Maverick would never treat me this way

He is not ready for anything but there is a yowling cat in the jacuzzi now and I guess the townspeople also look at this and go "aww, cute" and look away. The townspeople not caring about anything weird really sucks sometimes if you need saving. ]

[ you shouldn't have come to the bathhouse, kano ]

[ rei just sits in the jacuzzi while holding nekano. her cat now. ]

Are you warm now, kitty?

[ He should have just ditched, yeah. At least he has that feather breathing charm that lets him breathe underwater so Rei can't accidentally drown him, but all this really sucks because the water is hot instead of warm and this is the equivalent of him being dunked into the water fully clothed. It's going to be freezing when he gets out of here... ]

Myaaa...

[ A dejected meow... that Rei can't interpret... He pats his paws on Rei's shoulder. At least let him up here instead of in the water. ]

[ ellie is going to laugh when she sees him all soaked. haha. rei doesn't understand cats at all so she just thinks that he wants to go higher. ]

Oh, do you want a higher view?

[ and then she lifts him up like that opening scene in the lion king. can you see everything now, simba ]

[ Just like he thought, it's freezing when he's pulled out of the water and held up in the air like that. He can't even be a dog and shake the water out of his fur, so he just hangs limply and gives Rei a sad meow. Can she tell what a sad meow sounds like? It's probably sounds like a normal meow to her. ]

[ it does sound like a normal meow, but she kind of gets it. she remembers that cats don't typically like water so maybe it's time to get kano out of this hell. ]

Now that you're all warm, let's dry you off!

[ does he like a loud hairdryer in his ears? because that's what he's going to get if he doesn't escape from her arms while she goes over to the girls' change room. ]

[ Kano is less scared of the hairdryer and more scared of being in the girls changing room tbh. He makes a valiant effort to get away from Rei without accidentally scratching her or anything, and almost makes it to freedom what another girl picks him up and asks Rei excitedly if this is her cat? ]

[ haha, have fun in the girls changing room. ]

Mmhm, I just found her! Isn't she cute? I'm going to take her home.

[ rei just naturally assumes that the cat is a girl and also that nekano is going to join all the other cats that she has at home, going from 30 cats to 31 cats. ]

[ BOTH REI AND TERRY CAN'T TELL HE'S A BOY Kano kind of wants to cry now, pawing at the other girls hands in true bongocat fashion. ]

Myaaaaaaaahh...

[ Save him, Rei. ]

Oh, I think she's nervous around new people.

[ she will save him, but she'll now just go back to hugging the cat. she will chat with the girl for a bit longer because kano needs to go through this hell. is he ready to go to the girls change room and endure the showers there? because that's exactly where rei is going to go in order to wash off. ]

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