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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ Even when drunk, Terry knows this is a ridiculous song, but he sings too. ]

Pon pon wei wei wei~
Ponpon wei pon wei ponpon~

[ The more he says it, the less they sound like words. Are they even words in the first place? Who knows. ]

Weiwei ponponpon
Weiwei pon wei pon weiwei!

[Akira doesn't exactly remember the Ponponpon dance, but he does remember it was very generically a perky idol dance with a lot of weird shit happening in the music video. So he's going 110% into it, channeling his inner Kanamin Kitchen, and it becomes a little easier to forget that this guy is actually a cranky restrained Persona sage.]

[ Terry is only copying Akira's dance, even though he has never seen it before in his life, but it's fine. He doesn't pull it off perfectly, but it's good enough. Some more ponpons and weis later, Terry laughs as the song finishes. ]

Damn, Persona Sage! You're so good at this!

[Akira definitely isn't pulling it off perfectly, either. He's just imagining something between an idol group, a musical theater production, and whatever cutesy garbage Akechi would probably do if he was dancing. But for Kyary Pamyu Pamyu it works about as well as anything could.]

[He's out of breath, but beaming widely. At the end, he finishes with this pose.]

I know this song, but I haven't heard it in years!

Wow, that was totally an idol pose. So cool.

[ Not even Terry has the guts to do that when he's not at work, where he's forced to. ]

I don't remember the song being so long.

[ All the pons and weis made it sound so... long... ]

Anyway, you pick the next song!

[It is everyday pon, Terry. Every time, it's pon.]

I'll pick an easier one to dance to.

[And he goes over to the karaoke machine and puts in the full version of another classic. Though of course, since it's a couple of guys singing, it's going to sound more like this.]

[The dance is literally just hips, man. That's all you have to do.]

[ What is this. Terry stares at the karaoke tv screen and bursts out laughing. ]

Oh my god, okay. Okay. Let's do this.

[ He is so drunk. He doesn't care. ]

You can't say it's not a good song!

[Akira was trying to choose between this and another song, but he's not sure if Terry knows the tune to that one. Even though the dance is hilarious.]

[Speaking of dances, though, he's doing the whole thing. The bob and the hips and everything.]

Don't have to say that I love you, because you take a kiss from me,
it's you and I filling my mind, never forgetting this memory~

[ LMAO I'm not sure what I just watched, but Terry is just... doing some parts and winging the other parts. He's gonna spin with a mic. Yeah. ]

Persona Sage! What... What is this song even... I don't get it! I don't understand it at all!!

What's not to get?!

[It's just cute, Terry! Akira's bobbing aggressively.]

Haphazard heartbeats tell a foggy tale, ignore those frustrations and make up your mind already!
Believe that good things come to those who wait, so let's start this off right—

[And he looks over at his partner, beaming wide.]

Are you ready?

[ Terry looks over at Akira with wide eyes before yelling: ]

I can't believe Persona Sage is trying to seduce me?!

[ He sings anyway lol ]

[He just laughs, continuing to sing.]

[Whenever Baby Mode ends, Akira will look back on what little he remembers of this, and balk in horror. But for now, he's too drunk and having too much fun to care that this is kinda close to him trying to flirt with a guy, and a taken one at that.]

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