[OPEN] fuck timelines

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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ She is going to burn the bathhouse to the ground.

As soon as Rei is in view, Kido goes up to her and catches her in her arms. ]

Who said that to you, Rei? I want names.

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[ Rei is flustered so she's still screaming. ]

The customers at the maid cafe want to have sex with me!

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[ Terry squints. ]

Who the hell said that? Describe to me what they look like.

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[ It doesn't matter. Kido's going to burn down the entire establishment. ]

Terrence. Give me your boss' number.

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[ ... ... ...

Terry feels a migraine coming, and it's not because he's drunk right now. ]

I'll tell you that... later. Rei, who told you that?

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They didn't tell me that out loud, but they were being super nice and saying things to me and my outfit because they wanted to do gross things!

[ She can't trust another customer at the cafe again. ]

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[ ... ... ... ]

Uh... Kido was a customer at the cafe once too, you know.

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[ Kido clocks Terry on the head bc WHY BRING THAT UP ]

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[ He's trying to prove not everyone wants to have sex with her at the cafe?! That hurts, but he's not gonna conk out. ]

Ow...

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But neechan isn't an older man who stared at me!

[ ... she doesn't even say anything about Kido knocking Terry on the head. ]

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They were probably staring because you were cute! I told them to make you send out flyers instead to avoid exactly that!!

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Are you also getting hit on at work??

[ You're doing real maid things Terry. Wtf kind of place is this. She can't believe she spent a week in that place. ]

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No? Why would they? People don't flirt at the workers... and if they make them uncomfortable, the boss throws them out. He doubles as security.

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So where was he when people are harassing Rei?!

[ It's not very good security!!! ]

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Yeah!! Where was he?!

[overstrain]

Rei, you still didn't tell us what they said to you...

[ He's starting to doubt Rei's words, despite being super protective of her because something sounds wrong. Why does he have more rationality when he's drunk... ]

The cafe isn't a place to solicit people like that.

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They were saying things like I'm really cute and I should serve them instead of handing out flyers and that the cafe did a good job to hire me!

[ So... just regular nice stuff. ]

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[ ... ... ...

Terry looks so dead. lol. ]

If that means people want to have sex with you, I must get that every single day.

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What?!

[ The situation is far worse than she thought. ]

I'm going to beat up all those customers for wanting to have sex with you, T-chan!!

[overstrain]

No! What I'm saying is that it's normal. And it doesn't mean they want to have sex with you!

[ God................... ]

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But then why did Rio say that they did?!

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Because Rio doesn't like maid cafes. That's it.

[ He's bluffing. He doesn't actually know, but he'd really like the misconception of the maid cafe being a backdoor brothel be vanquished forever. ]

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So she lied to me?!

[ Rei is still screaming at the top of her lungs... ]

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Yeah, not everyone at the maid cafe wants to have sex with you.

[ Terry sighs... he's still drunk, but. Rei needs to know. ]

Think about it... why would something like that be out there in broad daylight? We serve food to customers like a waiter. The outfits look nice, yeah. But everyone wants to be served by someone who looks good, don't they?

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Umm, I guess, but you can't have sex during broad daylight?

[ When Terry brought that up, that's all she got from it. ]