[OPEN] fuck timelines

[flowerclips]

[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[overstrain]

[ Terry squints. ]

Who the hell said that? Describe to me what they look like.

[reveilation]

[ It doesn't matter. Kido's going to burn down the entire establishment. ]

Terrence. Give me your boss' number.

[overstrain]

[ ... ... ...

Terry feels a migraine coming, and it's not because he's drunk right now. ]

I'll tell you that... later. Rei, who told you that?

[flowerclips]

They didn't tell me that out loud, but they were being super nice and saying things to me and my outfit because they wanted to do gross things!

[ She can't trust another customer at the cafe again. ]

[overstrain]

[ ... ... ... ]

Uh... Kido was a customer at the cafe once too, you know.

[reveilation]

[ Kido clocks Terry on the head bc WHY BRING THAT UP ]

[overstrain]

[ He's trying to prove not everyone wants to have sex with her at the cafe?! That hurts, but he's not gonna conk out. ]

Ow...

[flowerclips]

But neechan isn't an older man who stared at me!

[ ... she doesn't even say anything about Kido knocking Terry on the head. ]

[overstrain]

They were probably staring because you were cute! I told them to make you send out flyers instead to avoid exactly that!!

[reveilation]

Are you also getting hit on at work??

[ You're doing real maid things Terry. Wtf kind of place is this. She can't believe she spent a week in that place. ]

[overstrain]

No? Why would they? People don't flirt at the workers... and if they make them uncomfortable, the boss throws them out. He doubles as security.

[reveilation]

So where was he when people are harassing Rei?!

[ It's not very good security!!! ]

[flowerclips]

Yeah!! Where was he?!

[overstrain]

Rei, you still didn't tell us what they said to you...

[ He's starting to doubt Rei's words, despite being super protective of her because something sounds wrong. Why does he have more rationality when he's drunk... ]

The cafe isn't a place to solicit people like that.

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They were saying things like I'm really cute and I should serve them instead of handing out flyers and that the cafe did a good job to hire me!

[ So... just regular nice stuff. ]

[overstrain]

[ ... ... ...

Terry looks so dead. lol. ]

If that means people want to have sex with you, I must get that every single day.

[flowerclips]

What?!

[ The situation is far worse than she thought. ]

I'm going to beat up all those customers for wanting to have sex with you, T-chan!!

[overstrain]

No! What I'm saying is that it's normal. And it doesn't mean they want to have sex with you!

[ God................... ]

[flowerclips]

But then why did Rio say that they did?!

[overstrain]

Because Rio doesn't like maid cafes. That's it.

[ He's bluffing. He doesn't actually know, but he'd really like the misconception of the maid cafe being a backdoor brothel be vanquished forever. ]

[flowerclips]

So she lied to me?!

[ Rei is still screaming at the top of her lungs... ]

[overstrain]

Yeah, not everyone at the maid cafe wants to have sex with you.

[ Terry sighs... he's still drunk, but. Rei needs to know. ]

Think about it... why would something like that be out there in broad daylight? We serve food to customers like a waiter. The outfits look nice, yeah. But everyone wants to be served by someone who looks good, don't they?

[flowerclips]

Umm, I guess, but you can't have sex during broad daylight?

[ When Terry brought that up, that's all she got from it. ]

[overstrain]

[ ................................

Terry wants to die. Someone just drain his lifespan all in one go. ]

You can't do that sort of thing unless you're ready for it, Rei. You need to find someone good for you before all that. So don't think about it until you get a nice prince in your life, okay?!

[flowerclips]

[ Don't think about it until she meets a prince, huh........... ]

Find a nice prince before having sex, got it!