[OPEN] fuck timelines

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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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They were saying things like I'm really cute and I should serve them instead of handing out flyers and that the cafe did a good job to hire me!

[ So... just regular nice stuff. ]

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[ ... ... ...

Terry looks so dead. lol. ]

If that means people want to have sex with you, I must get that every single day.

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What?!

[ The situation is far worse than she thought. ]

I'm going to beat up all those customers for wanting to have sex with you, T-chan!!

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No! What I'm saying is that it's normal. And it doesn't mean they want to have sex with you!

[ God................... ]

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But then why did Rio say that they did?!

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Because Rio doesn't like maid cafes. That's it.

[ He's bluffing. He doesn't actually know, but he'd really like the misconception of the maid cafe being a backdoor brothel be vanquished forever. ]

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So she lied to me?!

[ Rei is still screaming at the top of her lungs... ]

[overstrain]

Yeah, not everyone at the maid cafe wants to have sex with you.

[ Terry sighs... he's still drunk, but. Rei needs to know. ]

Think about it... why would something like that be out there in broad daylight? We serve food to customers like a waiter. The outfits look nice, yeah. But everyone wants to be served by someone who looks good, don't they?

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Umm, I guess, but you can't have sex during broad daylight?

[ When Terry brought that up, that's all she got from it. ]

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[ ................................

Terry wants to die. Someone just drain his lifespan all in one go. ]

You can't do that sort of thing unless you're ready for it, Rei. You need to find someone good for you before all that. So don't think about it until you get a nice prince in your life, okay?!

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[ Don't think about it until she meets a prince, huh........... ]

Find a nice prince before having sex, got it!

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Yeah...

[ Crisis... averted? Terry is pretty sure that this isn't the right way to handle it, but he'll cross the bridge when he gets there. ]

Anyway, people don't usually like talking about that kind of stuff, so next time... please don't scream it in the bathhouse. Or anywhere in public. That stuff is meant to be more like... private talk.

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Ohh.

[ She suddenly whispers very quietly. ]

Sorry, T-chan, um, I'll make sure to whisper the next time that I ask about sex.

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[ ... ... ...

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T SCREAM AND FREAK OUT ABOUT IT, HE SHOULD BE THANKFUL. BUT THIS IS STILL NOT A CONVERSATION HE WANTS TO HAVE WITH HER... despite how being educated is a good thing. ]

Yeah, okay. Let's do that... for next time.

[flowerclips]

Okay, thanks, T-chan!

[ what a disastrous thread... ]