[OPEN] fuck timelines

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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ How much longer before they get kicked out of the bathhouse and banned forever lmao

Being shoved forward is unexpected and enough for Kido to shout and crash into Terry but it's fine as long as she can reclaim her sneakers and also Rei's if she gets the chance. ]

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[ He's still holding tightly onto the shoes as he falls over with Kido on top of him. ]

I'M NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS!!

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SHUT UP! STOP TALKING!

[ She's just going to sit on him to pin him down so she can grab her shoes back. ]

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[ Terry is screaming bloody murder......... ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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[ They're both screaming bloody murder................ ]

STOP MOVING AND LET ME DO THIS!!!

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[ wow kido sure got a lot bolder in a single day...................... ]

NO, I'M NOT READY!!

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[ their relationship sure is making strides ]

THEN GET READY AND DROP IT ALREADY!!

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[ 45 knows Kido's just trying to get her shoes from Terry, but she ended up recording the whole scene and goes to lift Kido from under her arms. Longcat simba, nya. ]

Okay, okay. That's enough.

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[ Longcat nya

Kido's lifted easily and she failed to get any shoes, but she'll still try to kick Terry with socked feet ]

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[ Terry looks somewhat shellshocked with white, blank eyes and 45 chuckles a little more. God. This entire situation is fucking hilarious. Humans are so fun to watch. ]

"Then get ready and drop it already", huh... That's hot, but it's probably a little too much stimulation for him.

[ Please reconsider your choice of words next time, Kido. ]

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[ After Kido is pulled off, it's Rei's turn... she's tiny so she probably can't pin him properly but she does pound her tiny weak fists on his chest. ]

Give me neechan and my shoes back! How could you think those things about neechan!!

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[ He can't really deny he hasn't thought about it at least once, but goddamn. He's so embarrassed and this is not something he wants to talk about with Rei. ]

I didn't do anything!!

[ He's so tired lmfao ]

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[ Have that convo with Seto instead when he regains his eye ability and he loses control and hears those embarrassing thoughts... ]

But you're neechan's boytoy!!

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[ I guess that sure is happening................. let me know when, Ichi.

This entire thread is bad for Terry's heart. His face turns red immediately. ]

No I'm not?! Do you even know what that means?!

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[ when i get back on a computer, i'll submit the bonus regain so we can do it as soon as possible, on the house log or something lmao ]

Yeah, it means you're a boy and you're fun like a toy!

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[ I guess this is where two overworking boys die.

Also, Rei isn't wrong, but holy shit. The way she says it only embarrasses him even more. ]

Don't... Don't say that out loud like that. Please.

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[ seto sweats nervously as he just keeps glancing between terry and kido like oh no...... thank god that i'm in the other house so i don't have to see or hear things... ]

But that's what it means! You're a boy and you're fun to play with!

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[ LMFAO SETO also Terry has nya speak in the house log... I can see this will go swell. ]

Rei, no. That's... in a really gross way. So please don't use the word again. Okay?

[ This reminds him of when he adopted a girl named Lily and when she was seven, she'd misuse the word "bootycall" because she thought it meant "calling the person to get their booty over here right now". He doesn't want to relive this kind of moment.......... ]

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[ seto just thinks he's really into cats like okay... guess that's why kido likes him since she likes cats... ]

Oh, is it like a sex-thing?

1/2

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[ i'm dying ichi........... ]

... Yes. That's. Yeah. It means--

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[ 45 also lifts Rei up. She now has two girls in each arm. She's the true player here while muffling Terry's mouth by stepping on it with slippers. Then she "sends him home", by kicking him out of the bathhouse. ]

He's going home.

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[ Oh, she's being lifted and Terry just got kicked out. ]

But he didn't tell me what it means yet!

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Being Kido's boytoy means that he's subject to her every whim, which also includes sex.

[ No. It's definitely incorrect, but 45 is doing that on purpose. ]

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Oh, I see! Umm, thank you!

[ 45 really is the sex guru... Rei will just mentally refer to Terry as boytoy only to continue to fuel Seto going holy shit at everyone... ]

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Yeah, so it's probably not a good idea to keep using it in front of everyone who doesn't know.

[ Not that it'll stop 45 from ever saying it again, because it's a fun insult. ]