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kousuke ❝crybaby turned twunk❞ seto ([personal profile] windbreakers) wrote in [community profile] cetana2019-11-26 06:38 pm

[OPEN] 11/25 fuck timelines x2

ɪ. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs, ᴋᴀɴᴏ :/

[ Seto was able to navigate to the town rather easily, knowing to follow the path out of the castle and what to avoid in the forest. For once, his immense knowledge of navigating through dense woods helps him out. At this moment, there are a lot of things that are racing through his mind, but he tries to stay as calm and collected as possible. It works as he doesn't look like he's freaking out, but that all ends when he's in town and a box of crickets falls on his head. ]

[ A million crickets jump out and wreck Seto's collectiveness immediately. ]


Daaahh--!! Wh-- What is this--?!

[ He has crickets in his hair. He has crickets in his clothes. He has crickets on his face. And if you're one of the unfortunate ones who thought going for a stroll was a great idea, well... too bad, you're dragged into the cricket apocalypse. If you're not joining then well, Seto will just have to knock into you and transfer his couple thousand crickets onto you instead since he's panicking. ]

ɪɪ. ʜᴇ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴄʀɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ ꜰᴀʀᴍ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ

[ ... he wasn't able to get all the crickets out of his jumpsuit. ]

[ He at least thinks that there aren't any inside his clothes and scurrying around his body, but there are still a few on his shoulders, a couple in his hood, and probably a loving family in his pockets. He really needs to find a place where he can take off all of his clothes and give them a good shake. It's one thing to look at bugs, admiring and learning things about them, but it's another to have them crawling all over you... ]

[ So, here's the boring prompt where Seto just walks around town while a cricket occasionally jumps out of his clothes. He will wave down a person when he sees one, approaching but maybe staying a step away because no one else should suffer the crickets... ]


Excuse me! Do you know where the nearest restroom is?

ɪɪɪ. ʙʟᴇss ᴅᴀɴɪ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴄʜɪᴋᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ

[ In Seto's desperate wish that he could get rid of these bugs, his hand brushed against the omamori in his pocket and summoned his Persona, Hachiko. However, being distracted by swatting away a cricket that jumped on his face, he doesn't notice that he summoned the large Akita dog that suddenly appears next to him. In fact, the Persona doesn't look any different from a regular dog so there's no reason to think otherwise. So, when Seto notices that an Akita somehow snuck its way next to his side, he's relieved to have something to distract him from his horrible morning. ]

[ He bends down and immediately begins to pet Hachiko on the head, about to ask if it's lost, when the Persona, knowing why it's been summoned, decides to eat the two crickets on Seto's shoulder... then proceeds to eat every other cricket that Seto left behind in his trail. Immediately, Seto takes this seemingly stray dog and tries to open its mouth, but anyone with any experience with animals knows that when you want them to spit something out, they just close their mouth even harder... ]


C-C'mon, spit it out!

[ It's okay if dogs eat some bugs, but Seto has no idea what kind of crickets these are, so it's best not to risk it. So yeah, there's just some dude wrestling with a dog, but since it's a Persona, the townspeople just see some weird kid wrestling with himself... ]

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[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Jiro raises an eyebrow at Seto. He jerks his thumb towards a space between two buildings.]

Just take a piss in the fucking alley.

[Because Seto's kind of twitchy looking and probably won't make it to an actual public restroom, if there even are any in Hirajiro.]

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Seto could shit in the alley too, whatever, but...]

There's a school. Gotta have locker rooms or some shit.

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Jiro doesn't know any of the school policies, or even if it's being used as a school again yet.]

Who the fuck cares? You asked for a restroom, that's where one is. Everyone's been using the building for whatever because it was flooding... did you come from the castle?

[If he didn't know about the school, he must be someone new.]

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like it.

[Jiro digs his omamori out from his glove.]

Got one of these?

[Seto will just have to find the restroom later, it appears.]

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jiro eyes the cricket. The kid's Persona's not a fucking cricket, is it?]

Summoning thing. Did you have that weird dream?

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that one. That's what these summon, the Persona. It's some part of yourself or whatever.

[He summons Priam for an example. The chimera's snake tail hisses at Seto. Might as well let this kid know everything right now.]

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Fucking lion.

[Priam roars.]

You will it to appear out of the omamori or some shit. Try it.

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-27 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jiro smiles when he sees Hachiko. A big cute dog, like Nachi was. Jiro wants to pet it, but he will never ask.]

It's better than a fucking cricket.

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-29 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He automatically starts petting Hachiko when he's in range.]

Did crows drop it? Who the fuck would wish for a box of crickets?

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-29 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now he has to explain this whole thing.]

There's some shrine by the castle, I dunno if you saw it. You drop stones in the box there or whatever and ask for shit. Crows usually bring it, and they're not too fucking careful about it.

[Jiro won't ask for anything potentially incendiary again just in case.]

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-29 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what? I think someone does...

[There was a lizard at the last meeting; but Jiro doesn't know who it belonged to.]

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-29 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You gonna go looking for a bunch of fucking crickets?

[Seto is a strange boy. He still hasn't gone to find the restroom yet.]

[personal profile] cicadashell 2019-11-30 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Jiro watches the cricket hop away.]

I dunno who has the lizard. Or was the lizard...

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