12/25 fake timeline xmas party

[citta]

[ On Christmas day, all the Persona users have been invited over to the Black Cat Clubhouse to get together and celebrate the fact that we all miraculously made it to see Christmas, somehow. The kotatsu has been brought over from next door so that there are two sitting in the middle of the living room with enough space to comfortably fit a dozen people, more if squashed together, and the rest of the house is toasty warm from all the cooking and baking that was done over the hours prior. Set on the dining room table in buffet style is an assortment of traditional Christmas food (according to Google), such as fried chicken, potato salad, fancy wagashi, and strawberry shortcake Christmas cake, along with traditional actual dinner items for people who want actual food, like sushi, sukiyaki, grilled fish, curry on rice, and croquettes.

There's a karaoke machine set in the living room alongside a projector for movies, if anybody even knows what a VCR player is to be able to connect the two and show movies, and the snow is falling pretty heavily over the afternoon and evening for those who want to go out and play. Have snowball fights! Or build snowmen and igloos! Or destroy said snowmen and igloos with snowballs! For anybody being too disruptive, or is antisocial and trying to hide, you're liable to be hit by a Wolvaan spell that turns you into a cute dog so people can swarm you for hugs and pets instead. The culprit is a happy little golden retriever trotting around the house that goes by the name of Ala. Please pet her too.

If there's alcohol or mistletoe at this party, somebody else is going to have to step up and take responsibility.

Make your own toplevels, exchange gifts, eat all the food, spend the next 24 hours in a food coma... We're here for a fake timeline good time. Ichi and Card promised a free bonus as a Christmas gift to you all, so please comment to the toplevel below to claim your bonus! As a reminder, new players can also comment to the ema toplevel from the first event post to claim one free wish! Happy Holidays from Ichi and Card to you ♥ ]

Comments

[defragment]

[ Nice. 45 gladly takes the penguin plush. ]

If you need any normal HP ammo, you can ask for a request and I can pretend to be an Attendant~

[ She giggles while hugging it. It's so soft and cute. Honestly though, 45 feels like she should have been baffled by how they had the balls to mess with firecrackers indoors, but the standards for intelligence isn't very high. ]

[toybombs]

[This is the group that tried using C-4 on a door.]

Oh? You just have that lying around these days?

[defragment]

[ Yeah,the bar for intelligence can't be high when it comes to this group... ]

My gun can also use HP ammo, so I have ways of obtaining them whenever.

[toybombs]

Oh? And I don't suppose you could tell me what those ways are?

[defragment]

That's a se-cret.

[ Not really. 45 believes that Rio can think of several ways already. ]

Wanna do one?

[toybombs]

...Depends. What's the request?

[Is it easier or not than just taking the stuff herself...]

[defragment]

I want at least one slice of cake.

[ Can be a whole cake. Can be a slice. Either way, she wants cake.

And if Rio wants to break into the gun store and do it herself... ]

[toybombs]

[...

She gets up and fetches a slice of the Christmas cake for her.]

Will this do?

[defragment]

Yup.

[ 45 hands her the exact magazine for her handgun that's loaded with HP ammo and takes the slice of cake. ]

Easy, right?

[toybombs]

Will they stay easy, or are you just waiting to drop a request like "bring us a new refrigerator" out of nowhere?

[defragment]

I can't always guarantee that.

[ Not like she'd ever need anything of that caliber from Rio anyway... it's fine, it's fine. ]

[toybombs]

Well, I'll do them as long as they're reasonable, I suppose...