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cetana2019-08-23 12:26 am
flowerclips) wrote in cetana2019-08-23 12:26 am
[OPEN] rei tried so hard and got so far
ɪ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪᴅ ᴄᴀғᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴇ (8/23)
[ guess who got a job at the maid cafe? heck yeah, rei did!! and she's going to be the best gosh darn maid that hirajiro has ever seen. ]
[ ... though she's actually not serving. she's just been put on flyer duty so she stands outside the cafe, dressed in a cute maid outfit (though hm, the skirt seems a little longer than it should be for maids?), her hair tied up, and holding an armful of flyers. she'll hand them out to each person who passes by. ]
Hello! Please come visit our cafe!
[ a) you can be right there when she's handing out the flyers or maybe you're the one she hands the flyer to! ]
[ b) or you can find her when a particularly sudden gust of wind blows past and she drops her flyers everywhere :( now she has to scramble across the floor to grab them. her first day of the job isn't going as well as she thought. ]
ɪɪ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ (8/24 ~ 8/27)
[ things continue to go badly for rei because for some reason, she is now a tiny kid who stands at small 3'0" height, which is quite impressive because she was already tiny at 4'9" but now she's a little kid that you could probably trample over and not even realize it. well, at least luck is on her side because raiding the lost-and-found at the inn nets her a t-shirt and pair of shorts that kind of fit her. why were children's clothes in the lost-and-found at this haunted and ominous inn... hey, don't think about it and come join rei on her adventures as a kid as she can be doing anything of the following for the next three days: ]
[ a) being this short sucks! she can't reach any of the vending machines anymore :( she jumps hopelessly while holding her coins so she can try and throw them into the slot. so far, she is not succeeding... ]
[ b) being this short still sucks! she's now attempting to grab something at the market but, of course, it's on the top shelf that's way higher than she can reach. there's no one around to help so she has to take matters into her own hands... and start climbing the shelves like some kind of gremlin child. she's going to get her delicious cookies one way or another :/ ]
[ c) she still has to go to work! but her maid outfit doesn't fit her anymore... so she now stands outside the maid cafe, wearing an outfit that's far too big on her and still trying to hand out flyers. she looks like one of those kids who tries to wear their mom and dad's clothes and act like a grown-up. luckily, the manager is out so she can kind of get away with this because the other employees are very much ??? about this. do they stop this child who looks just like rei from doing real rei's job or just let fake child rei do her thing if it makes her happy... this scenario isn't in the employee handbook. ]
ɪɪɪ. ғᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴɴ!!!! (8/28)
[ rei's finally had it. things have been going out of control the past week and this is the final straw. she can't stay at the inn anymore. she has been sleeping in her room with the lamp on every single night, but no more. there are now ghost cats in the inn and she can't do it anymore so she has packed up her bags and moved out!! goodbye, inn, you were terrible!! ]
[ ... the only problem is that she doesn't really know where to go. ]
[ she can't stay out in the forest and she can't sleep on the streets. her options are limited so she is either: ]
[ a: wandering the streets while wearing three layers of clothes and then a cape and carrying a heavy backpack and tote bag. she is dying in the heat but she doesn't have enough room in her bags to carry everything so she just decided to wear as many things at once. this is just like what you do at the airport when you don't want luggage over the weight limit. she just layers up and i guess that's just how she's walking in the streets. nice. ]
[ b: ... she doesn't get far in those clothes and with everything because she passes out a few minutes later and lies on the very nice and cool floor. ]
[ c: the velvet room is now her home. she can chill in here until she can find a place to go. she just claims a part of the lounge as her own and has taken all of her layers but one, placing the clothes over her newly claimed couch since she still doesn't have space in her bags for them. this is her domain. ]
ɪᴠ. ᴡɪʟᴅᴄᴀʀᴅ ғᴏʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘʏ ɪᴄʜɪ
[ i typed out all this while really sleepy and tired and on a yolo so if you'd like to do something else, ignore everything above and let's start something new!! ]
[ guess who got a job at the maid cafe? heck yeah, rei did!! and she's going to be the best gosh darn maid that hirajiro has ever seen. ]
[ ... though she's actually not serving. she's just been put on flyer duty so she stands outside the cafe, dressed in a cute maid outfit (though hm, the skirt seems a little longer than it should be for maids?), her hair tied up, and holding an armful of flyers. she'll hand them out to each person who passes by. ]
Hello! Please come visit our cafe!
[ a) you can be right there when she's handing out the flyers or maybe you're the one she hands the flyer to! ]
[ b) or you can find her when a particularly sudden gust of wind blows past and she drops her flyers everywhere :( now she has to scramble across the floor to grab them. her first day of the job isn't going as well as she thought. ]
ɪɪ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ (8/24 ~ 8/27)
[ things continue to go badly for rei because for some reason, she is now a tiny kid who stands at small 3'0" height, which is quite impressive because she was already tiny at 4'9" but now she's a little kid that you could probably trample over and not even realize it. well, at least luck is on her side because raiding the lost-and-found at the inn nets her a t-shirt and pair of shorts that kind of fit her. why were children's clothes in the lost-and-found at this haunted and ominous inn... hey, don't think about it and come join rei on her adventures as a kid as she can be doing anything of the following for the next three days: ]
[ a) being this short sucks! she can't reach any of the vending machines anymore :( she jumps hopelessly while holding her coins so she can try and throw them into the slot. so far, she is not succeeding... ]
[ b) being this short still sucks! she's now attempting to grab something at the market but, of course, it's on the top shelf that's way higher than she can reach. there's no one around to help so she has to take matters into her own hands... and start climbing the shelves like some kind of gremlin child. she's going to get her delicious cookies one way or another :/ ]
[ c) she still has to go to work! but her maid outfit doesn't fit her anymore... so she now stands outside the maid cafe, wearing an outfit that's far too big on her and still trying to hand out flyers. she looks like one of those kids who tries to wear their mom and dad's clothes and act like a grown-up. luckily, the manager is out so she can kind of get away with this because the other employees are very much ??? about this. do they stop this child who looks just like rei from doing real rei's job or just let fake child rei do her thing if it makes her happy... this scenario isn't in the employee handbook. ]
ɪɪɪ. ғᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴɴ!!!! (8/28)
[ rei's finally had it. things have been going out of control the past week and this is the final straw. she can't stay at the inn anymore. she has been sleeping in her room with the lamp on every single night, but no more. there are now ghost cats in the inn and she can't do it anymore so she has packed up her bags and moved out!! goodbye, inn, you were terrible!! ]
[ ... the only problem is that she doesn't really know where to go. ]
[ she can't stay out in the forest and she can't sleep on the streets. her options are limited so she is either: ]
[ a: wandering the streets while wearing three layers of clothes and then a cape and carrying a heavy backpack and tote bag. she is dying in the heat but she doesn't have enough room in her bags to carry everything so she just decided to wear as many things at once. this is just like what you do at the airport when you don't want luggage over the weight limit. she just layers up and i guess that's just how she's walking in the streets. nice. ]
[ b: ... she doesn't get far in those clothes and with everything because she passes out a few minutes later and lies on the very nice and cool floor. ]
[ c: the velvet room is now her home. she can chill in here until she can find a place to go. she just claims a part of the lounge as her own and has taken all of her layers but one, placing the clothes over her newly claimed couch since she still doesn't have space in her bags for them. this is her domain. ]
ɪᴠ. ᴡɪʟᴅᴄᴀʀᴅ ғᴏʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘʏ ɪᴄʜɪ
[ i typed out all this while really sleepy and tired and on a yolo so if you'd like to do something else, ignore everything above and let's start something new!! ]
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Really?
[ hmm, she can't see why that is a thing, but she thinks for a bit. ]
Oh, it's like staring at snow for too long! It's so white that it's blinding, right?
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Yeah! It's definitely like that. So... I want a black one.
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Okay, let's get these ones!
[ she fumbles while on terry's back, letting go of his shoulders so she can awkwardly take off her oversized backpack. this would be so much easier if she wasn't tiny, but she somehow manages to hold it over the side with one hand as she reaches in with her other, pulling out her cute wallet. it's hard to dig out her money while gripping on her bag so she just holds the wallet over terry's shoulder for him to take. ]
Here, my money's inside!
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Terry takes the wallet, takes out a little less than how much she actually needs to pay for, and holds the wallet out to Rei. After she takes it, he'll get out his own and make up for that and pay for his own. Look at him, being sneaky like this. He pays when the salesman comes and he hands the small box to Rei, which has her watch in it. ]
Here you go.
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T-chan, you didn't take out the right amount!
[ you can't hide that when she's literally right over your shoulder!!! ]
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[ You wanna do some quick math there, Rei.
Even though it's... yeah. It shouldn't be too hard to count the bills as Terry took them out. ]