[OPEN] fuck timelines

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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ LMFAO poor toki. rei glances over but she couldn't see the screen since she lies on her front and next to kido. ]

Who was it?

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Just a spam call. Don't mind it.

[ The phone gets placed on the ground between them. ]

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[It rings again three minutes later.]

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[ now with the phone in the center, rei can see the display. ]

Oh, it's Toki-kun! You should pick up!

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We don't have to. Let him think we drowned.

[ Rei's going to have to do it, Kido doesn't want this ]

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But why?

[ that's not nice :( ]

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[ Because she's not nice. ]

Do you really want to talk to him? You can go ahead, but if he says anything weird, I'm hanging up.

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[ let's keep giving kido shadow events until she becomes nice. ]

Okay!

[ that's a good enough compromise for her so she picks up the phone. moshi moshi rei desu ]

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[They finally answered! Toki's too excited and drops the phone into the bathtub. All Rei gets is static noise.]

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[ I can't believe both Kido's and Terry's Shadows are the nicer parts of them. ]

...Is he picking up, or has he drowned already?

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I don't hear anything. It's just static.

[ i can't believe toki dropped rei's phone... ]

Hello? Toki-kun?

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[ I can't believe he didn't even get to say anything. ]

Did he hang up? Let me see...

[ Kido takes the phone and presses it to her ear. ... She can't tell. So she hangs up and dials the number back. ]

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[The voice on the other end is a generic "the number you have dialed..." message from the Hirajiro phone company.]

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[ rei leans over to try and listen. ]

Is he picking up?

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[ I'M GOING TO MAKE TWO THREADS because i also want girl talk and fuck timelines. we are done with trying to make sense of time. ]

Okayyy. Ummm, what kind of boys do you like?

[ she'll jump right to it. tell her your type, which is apparently dumb and stupid. ]

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[ DUMB AND STUPID i can't believe this, it's true ]

Huh? Uh... I guess... somebody nice?

[ What a generic answer. Your turn, Rei. ]

What about you?

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Someone nice! Like T-chan!

[ please love thyself and get better tastes, kido. ]

Umm, I like someone who's strong and can protect me at all times.

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Oh.

[ So, somebody not like T-chan. ]

Yeah, I'd like that too. Somebody I feel safe around, and can be together with without having to worry about anything.

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[ yeah. t-chan just tries to murder you instead. what a bad boyfriend. ]

Mmhm. I want to be carried in their arms too and hide behind them if I feel scared.

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[ Yeah. Rei's answers are so cute, though... ]

Until you find somebody, I bet I'm strong enough to carry you, and you can always hide behind me if you need to.

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[ she is a simple girl with very cute hopes and dreams. pq is just mean and won't give them to her. ]

Ehehe, you are pretty strong and cool. You're just like a Prince Charming.

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[ PQ is really mean... From now on I will only accept the first half of PQ. I'm here for cute blissful ignorance. ]

You think so? It'd be kind of cool to ride a horse and swing a sword around...

[ She can see that aspect of it, at least. She can probably ride Ultimate Nekogami into battle and find a sword somewhere and make it happen. ]

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[ same here. have you ever read the pq anthology where the team talks about how the protags look like they're on a date ]

Oh, you'd look so cool and handsome! We can get you a sword from Leader and Vice Leader! And find you something to ride.

[ she thinks. ]

Umm, I think the only big animals around are bears.

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[ Oh no, I've never seen that and now I have to go find it. ]

I'll have to pass on riding bears. I shouldn't have to tell you this, but don't go near them either, and especially stick to the main path while going through the forest. I'm not sure everybody here does that...

[ Sasuke she knows visits that torii off the path, and Toki just sort of gets lost. She's very worried they'll get eaten by bears someday. ]

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[ i got u. here is the page about the date. ]

Maybe we should put up a fence so then people won't go off the path! And then bears won't go past them too.

[ i hope that one of our deaths out of the 100 pc deaths will be "mauled by a bear" or "eaten by a bear" ]