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[OPEN] fuck timelines

[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ The two of them can have a happy Christmas while everybody else is screaming next month. And while Ellie gets eaten by bears because Kido and Rei were too late oh my god ]

Oh, no I didn't. I lived with my childhood friends for most of my life, so I never really met anybody else. I didn't have much interest in that sort of thing, since I'd just be made fun of for that.

[ Kano sucks, pass it on. ]

You must have somebody you like, though?

[ this is going to be such a fun christmas. also kano does suck. ]

Wh-- What? N-No, I don't!

[ don't switch the topic, kido, she wanted the focus on you. ]

Your friends shouldn't make fun of you for liking someone!

Yeah, well, Kano sucks.

[ She'll say it out loud too. But she also doesn't want the focus to be on her, so they're going to play focus ping pong ]

But really? Nobody here's a prince charming... Yeah, actually. I'd agree.

[ Kido is the top candidate for prince charming and that's really sad. ]

[ rei won't lose this game of focus ping pong. ]

Y-Yeah! You're the only prince charming here. There isn't any prince charmings for Rei!

If I'm prince charming, that makes my little sister princess charming, right?

[ Let Rei be a princess ]

[ let rei be a princess!! the only way to defeat shadow rei is by giving her a princess crown and all that. ]

Ehehe... do you really think so? That I can be princess charming?

Yeah, you're princess charming. You already got the charming part down, after all.

[ Both Kido and Minato have a really bad Rei bias. She's very charming.]

[ this is a good bias. give her love and food. ]

Ehehe, thank you, neechan. I hope I can find my prince charming like you've found your princess charming with T-chan.

[ i can't remember if rei knows about kido and terry's relationship. maybe. kido and terry are cute and sappy and they live in the same house anyway so i'll say that she does, but lmk if you want otherwise. ]

[ laughs, they're sappy and embarrassing and Rei probably knows by now despite Kido's insistance that Nobody Must Know. ]

Is he princess charming now? Somehow, neither of those words seem to suit him...

[ "Nobody Must Know" yet at least half the group probably knows. ]

Hmm, then maybe he's the normal villager who happens to catch the prince's eye? Because of his kindness and strength, the king assigned him to become the prince's personal assistant and from there, they fell in love!

[ she read too many fairy tales... ]

[ As long as that half shut up about it and never talk to Kido about that, she can live with it.

Kido laughs at this story, because personal assistant doesn't really suit Terry either. ]

Maybe something more like a prince from a different kingdom. One with really weird customs, so he's really weird himself, and enjoyed learning about all the new things in the prince's kingdom. The prince really liked that about him. And then they fell in love.

[ kido gave a sappy fairy tale too. this is the best. rei claps her hands together while still lying on her stomach. she's practically glowing. ]

Ohh, I like that a lot! That's such a good story! It's something straight out of a fairy tale.

[ rei's new art project is to turn this story into a picture book. ]

You're so good at this, neechan.

[ Good at making up fairy tales? For whatever reason, that makes Kido flush and dip her head. Embarrassing. If Rei draws out this picture book and somebody asks where the original story came from, she's going to die out of mortification. ]

It's... just a made up story. Anyways, uh... Let's eat.

[ Can't talk if your mouth is full of food. ]

[ if she doesn't get all Messed Up after her dungeon, she will absolutely make that picture book. she'll make sure that the two princes look just like kido and terry as well :) ]

Oh, okay, let's eat!

[ that's a good enough distraction. she will pull out all the food from the plastic bags, but she's most excited about one of them. she holds out a candy for kido. ]

Here, I got this new flavour with Vice Leader.

[ "grasshopper". ]

Oh. A new flavor, huh?

[ It's a pretty green, and if it's not the usual lime or apple, then she thinks the new flavor must be something like melon or kiwi. She's wrong and immediately spits it back into the wrapper. This feels like déjà vu somehow. ]

Here, you can give this back to Vice Leader.

[ she does not take your gross spit-covered candy, kido, what the heck. ]

What's wrong? Was the wrong flavour inside?

[ It's in the wrapper. Minato would never be able to tell it's been opened. ]

Yeah. I don't really like- [ ....she doesn't know what flavor this is... ] green candy. I think I'll stick to things like chocolate.

[ And then Rei hands her chocolate covered crickets or something and Kido is going to abandon this fort too. ]

[ thanks for the good idea, card. if they had grasshopper candy for sale, they must have chocolate-covered crickets as well. she'll hold out the box. ]

Oh, then do you want to try these? It was also on promotion at the store.

[ This is why Kido gets a Shadow. She gets betrayed by her family left and right and the cricket chocolate is the last straw.

Crunchy is fine, but not when she feels little stringy legs in there, and she excuses herself to the bathroom so she can spit it out and never return. ]

[ she didn't mean to do this, neechan, it's not her fault :( ]

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