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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ Not if 45 can help it... She's holding the same rope. Do you want a showdown in this bathhouse lobby, Jiro. Because she can. ]

I thought you would have gone to the baths already to wait for me, Jiro~

I'm not taking a bath.

[Fuck you, Itsuki.]

Ji~ro~

[ She's coming closer with that rope, but no. By the end, she'll just hug tightly around his torso and try to drag him to the baths instead. ]

[He will fight her the entire way, but there's really no contest of strength here.]

What's wrong with just waiting for everyone else?

Because it's a day of relaxation and bonding~ You'll get to know more about the people here and that will help incorporate things into your plan. It sure is nice to get to know other people, if not for camaraderie, then knowing which people should do what in an important thing like a battle against the Daitengu.

[ Also, she changed her mind. They're not going to the bath. They're going to the jacuzzi. They don't even need to change. Just dunk themselves in the warm jacuzzi with water jets blasting at them underwater.

So 45 places Jiro inside the tub and makes sure he doesn't try to run away the second she lets him go. ]

[He would agree with Itsuki on getting to know people to understand where they'd be better suited in a battle, but they've kind of already done that with the Daitengu discussion. Before it derailed into this bathhouse shit.

And now they're in the jacuzzi fully dressed, and he doesn't know what to make of her. She reminds him of when he first met Ichika, who knocked him out with a sword and got some sort of enjoyment out of restraining and threatening him. Itsuki's a bitch too.]

This is fucking ridiculous!

[He slouches down into the jacuzzi. If he ever gets demon powers back, he's going to eat her.]

[ Yeah, man. 45 is here to be Hirajiro's top bitch. ]

It sure is. Oh, here. You're on the wrong part.

[ 45 pulls him over so that the water jets are now massaging his back at full blast. ]

[Jiro can barely feel the jets or the warm water with pressure and heat resistant clothing, and it doesn't make much difference where he sits. So fuck this. If he's staying here, and he's sure she'll push him back down if he tries to get out, he's going to make the best of it.

He removes his gloves and throws them on the floor. Followed by his boots, which are awkward to take off underwater. Everything's awkward to take off, really. A pile of leather, kevlar, and various straps is amassed beside the jacuzzi.]

Is this enough participation?

Nope, you gotta be relaxed for thirty minutes in the jacuzzi.

[ Is this some kind of striptease... it doesn't matter, since 45's still in her Attendant clothes while sitting in the jacuzzi anyway. Well, the boots gotta go though. She'll take them off and drop them next to the jacuzzi. ]

[That's a long time. He'll just sit in front of the jets and be annoyed for a few minutes before he gives in to this ill-timed relaxation outing.]

[ Good, good. ]

So, Jiro~ What do you think of the people here so far?

[ Aside from this devil sitting next to him. ]

Not much.

[An all-encompassing answer, that shouldn't require more specific questioning. He sinks lower into the jacuzzi.]

Disappointed?

[ She looks down at Jiro. She's the one who told him to relax, but there's a glint in her eyes. ]

You have to have expectations to be disappointed.

[He doesn't like that glint.]

Oooh, that's so harsh! So you're the--

[ She lowers her voice. ]

--"I'm not here to make friends"--

[ Then she goes back to her normal voice. ]

--type, huh?

[ She'll lean on hi...s head because Jiro sank a little into the jacuzzi. She is absolutely taking advantage of this. 45 has her arms on top of his head now while resting her head on it, like an awkward totem pole. ]

[Jiro's not opposed to the idea of friends, but it doesn't work in this situation. It has to be distanced. He decided that in Kido's memory floor while he dismembered her. He shouldn't have gotten attached to people back in his world either, because now they're gone.]

It's not worth it.

[Awkward is the right word for that totem pole thing.]

The fuck are you doing?

[ Not worth it, huh. 45 has always been opposed to making "friends" here from the start, since this isn't the kind of world for her. Despite that, when given lemons, you make lemonade and she's going to squeeze every ounce of fun while she's here. ]

Having fun.

[ She smiles wider and attempts to shove Jiro's head down into the jacuzzi, making him sink even lower. ]

[He grabs onto whatever part of her he can reach and will pull her down under with him. He will fight a girl... in a jacuzzi... if he needs to.]

[ 45's hair gets tugged and the next thing she knows, she's underwater with Jiro. Good thing she doesn't need to breathe, so she just clings onto Jiro's torso as they both sink to the bottom of the jacuzzi. She is absolutely not going to let go... ]

[He'll drown in a few minutes is she doesn't let go, but until then, he has a good grip on her hair and uses it to hold her in place while he aims to punch her in the throat.]

[ She does get punched, but she turns Jiro's body in time to let Jiro's face get confronted with the jet stream on full blast. Water resistance is great, though she's not actively trying to harm him and would probably let him up for air later. ]

[The awkward brawl continues until he's been underwater for too long and his strikes are slower and less powerful.]

[ 45 notices Jiro's slower punches and general weakness. She only smiles. 45's supposed to be a dodgetank after all. She notices when her enemies get sluggish, so she pulls Jiro up to the surface of the jacuzzi. ]

Haha, you really don't go easy on anyone, huh?!

[ She's still clinging around his torso. ]

[Jiro sputters and coughs up a bit of water before glaring at her.]

Fuck you.

[He's plotting her demise.]

Ji~ro~ aren't you happy that you didn't drown? The water is so warm too, so why not loosen up and relax? You still got some time left.

[ She won't let go of him anyway. ]

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