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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ They're leaving this hellhole, that's what they're doing. Goodbye spa. ]

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[ Terry the pom squirms in her hold... y tho ]

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[ Spas suck and dogs don't. If he squirms, she's going to hold him inside her hoodie like last time. They can both go in there. Nobody will be able to tell when she walks out the door and it's the perfect crime. ]

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[ oh no, the bathhouse! rei didn't get to spend as much time in there as she wanted so she also squirms. freeeeee herrrrrr ]

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[ F R E E   U S ]

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Shh, shhhhh. It's okay.

[ Don't tell your owners ):

She hugs them a little tighter. Hmmm. She will also go the food bribing route. ]

Are you guys hungry?

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[ !!!!!!!!! ]

[ the food bribing works because rei barks happily and squirms again but excitingly. please give her food. ]

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[ The food bribe does not work on Terry, therefore he is the less cute one. He still wags his tail, since Rei seems happy about it at least. ]

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[ Yeah this other dog is no fun. But they're both cute, so Kido turns back to wherever the food is being kept. She wants to bury her face in their fur... But food first, and she's going to fill up a couple of plates and bring everything out into the garden so they can have a little picnic out there and Kido can chinhand and take pictures of the cute dogs with her phone. Dogs truly are the highlight of this trip. ]

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[ rename the black cats group to black dogs. rei is very happy about all the free food that she's getting so she will devour everything. once again, there is no such thing as chewing, especially as a dog. she will finish her plates within record time, while still saving some for terry and kido. ]

[ kido is allowed to take as many pictures as she wants. ]

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[ Terry will eat some too, because he has been feeling a little hungry... Then he goes over to Kido and rests near her feet. ]

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[ Kido doesn't need food as long as pom Rei is happy, so Rei gets her portion of the food while Kido sits and takes pictures of the two of them. She picks Terry up when he sits down and presses her face into his fur because he doesn't get rest.

Today is a good day. Life is beautiful. ]

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[ since rei still doesn't know that terry is that pom, she can't go !!! and tease kido about it later. alas... we missed this opportunity... but once she finishes her food, she goes over to kido because she wants the same treatment. please press your face into her fur as well. her tiny teacup fur... ]

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[ Oh... he remembers this. This was nice, even if Kido is freaking cold. It's fine. He whines happily at this treatment. ]

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[ Whose fault is it that Kido is freaking cold? Next week she can be everybody's space heater instead.

But ahhh tiny teacup fur... Kido will gently press her face into Rei's tiny teacup fur and give her a kiss on the top of the head. Terry gets a kiss on the top of his head too. Nobody should ever tell her who these dogs are. ]

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[ gasp!! she got a kiss... rei will make little swimming motions with her paws to indicate that she wants to go up higher so she can kiss kido on the cheek. it'd be less of a lick and more of a boop with her snout like a human sort of kiss. ]

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[ Terry will do the same too, touching Kido's cheek with his nose. It's sad that he's the only one who knows who everyone is here... ]

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[ Cute... Terry better take that knowledge with him to the grave.

The two of them are small enough to be held by one arm, so she holds them both close to her face and with her other hand she tries to take a selfie with her and the dogs. She never really improved since the last time she tried to take a selfie, which was back in August with Rei at the summer festival, so they're going to be here for like five minutes while Kido keeps having to adjust for height and angle and stuff to get everybody in the frame. Half of the phone's image gallery is now poms. ]

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[ rei will hold as still as possible to let kido take the best selfie ever. she'd want this framed along with all the other pictures they've taken together. she will hold a paw up, posing for the picture, kind of like a peace sign but cute paw style. ]

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[ Terry the pom tilts his head slightly. He knows this is a cute factor for dogs. Hope Kido treasures this selfie forever... ]

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[ She's going to treasure this selfie forever and put it at the very front of the family photo album, never mind that other picture with her actual family. ]

Mmm... I want to take you guys home with me. But I'll have to tell Orien not to eat dogs first.

[ She's afraid the poor teacup pom will get eaten so fast. ]

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[ kido: this picture of dogs are more important than my boyfriend and sister. ]

[ oh no, rei forgot about orien. she knows that he's jace and he's kind, but will he know not to eat her?? she doesn't know how to turn back into a human so she just yaps a bit nervously. please don't let her go!! if she falls, it's all over!! ]

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[ Terry has full confidence that he won't get eaten by Orien, so he's pretty calm compared to Rei. He nuzzles the side of her face as if to reassure her that it'll be okay. ]

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[ Terry and Rei are cute but not as cute as dogs ):

Kido has no idea what any of this means, so she lets Rei down onto her lap, and holds Terry close to her because he's calm and seems like he'll let her. ]

You okay there?

[ She pats Rei, which is more or less cupping her entire hand over Rei's back and stroking her fur. ]

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[ imagine how sad kido will be when these poms disappear and she only has terry and rei :( her poor missing dogs ]

[ when she's put down, she yaps again. no, pick her up!! never let her down!! until she turns back to normal, she's afraid that snake-chan will eat her. she's supposed to be the one eating, not the other way around :( she wiggles free underneath kido's hand and tries to stand on her back legs, begging to be picked up again. let her back up with cheetos ]