[OPEN] fastforwarded to december 1. open house!!

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[ On December 1st, Hirajiro's residential district goes through a minor change, which is having Terry's two-story house appear right next to the Black Cat house. With Orien's help, Terry bought the land that the house sits on. Anyway, the house has two floors. The entire first floor has a living room, kitchen, and a bathroom with sink, toilet, and shower. When you climb up the stairs, you'll reach the second floor, which has four bedrooms with a bathroom connecting two bedrooms together. The bathrooms can be locked from the inside only. There is no master bedroom nor bathroom in this house. One of the rooms are soundproof, but Terry is not telling anyone which one it is. You'll have to find that out for yourself. AC and heater are fully functional.

Terry sent out a message to all the Guests. For those who don't have phones, Orien personally delivered the message to those people himself. The message is as follows:

We solved the housing situation. Terry will not ask anyone to pay rent, but the house isn't furnished at all except for a refrigerator and a fireplace. You'll have to buy supplies and furniture on your own. There are several conditions you need to accept if you choose to live here:

1) Please do not destroy the house or cause property damage. If you do, you're paying for the damages.
2) Clean up after yourselves. A clean house means no bugs and good standard of living.
3) Do not steal/take anything from the Black Cat house. (this needs to be mentioned because he had several door stealing incidents)

The address/general directions to the location has been mentioned, which is basically next door to the Black Cat house.

Feel free to make your own top levels and stuff. ]

Comments

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You said you were, nya?! I think...

[ Terry squints and walks right up to Akira, even if he's like... several inches taller. Doesn't matter. It's fine. He sniffs. ]

... You didn't drink anything, nya...

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I'm sober! It's too early in the day!

[He seems confused by Terry going up and just sniffing him, like he's forgotten or can't bother to remember why someone would do that, but doesn't move away.]

I definitely would have remembered if I said something like that. And anyway, my options are limited so bird-people might be the best chance.

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[ Day drinking can always be a thing, Akira. Terry's the one who backs away though. ]

It's not like you have to date someone, nya...

[ Would you actually hook up with a bird guardian??? ]

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But I want to!

[Sure he doesn't HAVE to, but...]

The townspeople won't like it but they'll never see a tengu anyway. And you were totally fine with it before, so what's the problem?

[At least, that's how he chooses to recall that series of events.]

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I-I wasn't fine with it, nya!

[ He wanted to kill them, Akira?!! Hello?! Terry looks so appalled. ]

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God, alright then!

[Akira rolls his eyes, like this is an unreasonable response to trying to bang the bird who trapped them here for his personal vendetta.]

So you and the townspeople both won't like it, but I'm still doing it anyway.

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I mean... all the more power to you, nya...

[ Let it be known on December 1, Akira Kurusu pledged to be a birdfucker. ]

How do you make out with a beak, nya...?

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[And on December 2nd, at or after 4:00 PM, he will text Kido begging her not to send that question to Jiro or the bird, and text Terry begging him to please never speak of this again. But everyone will know him as the Birdfucker already. It's too late.]

Lots of ways. People have drawn them all on the Internet, probably.

[He's never sought out these before but he knows they exist!!!]

You just have to be, y'know, flexible. Or do things other than kiss them.

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[ Terry knows they exist too, but damn... to be told that flat out just slams the reality at his face. His voice is quieter, because half of it is morbid curiosity. ]

What would you do other than kissing, nya...?

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[We're talking quieter now? Akira complies, but literally the only reason is because Terry did it first.]

I'm not sure yet but I think it involves a lot of petting and neck kisses. Hard to tell when you haven't even seen what he looks like.

[There's a pause, and then a grin.]

Maybe I'll do some research tonight...

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... On bird anatomy, nya?

[ All Terry knows about birds is the way the mom birds feed her young and it's not pretty. ]

Petting and neck kisses, nya...

[ ............................

Terry looks off to the side. ]