[OPEN] fuck timelines

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[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

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[ Honestly, yeah. Next time Kido dies, and I guess it's going to be in Rei's dungeon, we're going to have Mekakucity Talkers Kido. Who is very nearly a zombie at this point, if we're ever putting a cap on deaths. ]

Oh, this is— [ great, she'd like to say, but why are the weird candies in here? ...It's fine. Kido will just eat the normal food. ]

This works. Is there anything else you want to bring inside? Otherwise, we can just lie around and no nothing.

[ She likes lying around and doing nothing. The lazy Minato life... ]

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[ mekakucity talkers kido (clenches fist) i am so glad. we don't need caps on death. everyone is allowed to just die. let's try to achieve 100 deaths in this game before it ends. ]

No, I think I got everything! We can sit down and do girl talk.

[ girl talk, she has heard, is gossiping. she is excited to gossip while they eat snacks. ]

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Girl talk?

[ Alright. Now nobody else is ever allowed in their blanket fort. Kido only really had Mary around to talk with as girls and idk what they'd talk about. Mary's manga or something, maybe, or how mean Kano is.

She lies down on her back with her knees bent so she can fit comfortably. ]

Sure. What sort of things do you want to talk about?

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[In the middle of girl talk, Kido's phone rings.]

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[ Kido stares at the phone screen, because she actually looks at the caller id, and ends the call. Toki's going to have to try again and hope Rei answers the phone. ]

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[ LMFAO poor toki. rei glances over but she couldn't see the screen since she lies on her front and next to kido. ]

Who was it?

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Just a spam call. Don't mind it.

[ The phone gets placed on the ground between them. ]

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[It rings again three minutes later.]

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[ now with the phone in the center, rei can see the display. ]

Oh, it's Toki-kun! You should pick up!

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We don't have to. Let him think we drowned.

[ Rei's going to have to do it, Kido doesn't want this ]

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But why?

[ that's not nice :( ]

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[ Because she's not nice. ]

Do you really want to talk to him? You can go ahead, but if he says anything weird, I'm hanging up.

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[ let's keep giving kido shadow events until she becomes nice. ]

Okay!

[ that's a good enough compromise for her so she picks up the phone. moshi moshi rei desu ]

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[They finally answered! Toki's too excited and drops the phone into the bathtub. All Rei gets is static noise.]

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[ I can't believe both Kido's and Terry's Shadows are the nicer parts of them. ]

...Is he picking up, or has he drowned already?

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I don't hear anything. It's just static.

[ i can't believe toki dropped rei's phone... ]

Hello? Toki-kun?

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[ I'M GOING TO MAKE TWO THREADS because i also want girl talk and fuck timelines. we are done with trying to make sense of time. ]

Okayyy. Ummm, what kind of boys do you like?

[ she'll jump right to it. tell her your type, which is apparently dumb and stupid. ]

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[ DUMB AND STUPID i can't believe this, it's true ]

Huh? Uh... I guess... somebody nice?

[ What a generic answer. Your turn, Rei. ]

What about you?

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Someone nice! Like T-chan!

[ please love thyself and get better tastes, kido. ]

Umm, I like someone who's strong and can protect me at all times.

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Oh.

[ So, somebody not like T-chan. ]

Yeah, I'd like that too. Somebody I feel safe around, and can be together with without having to worry about anything.

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[ yeah. t-chan just tries to murder you instead. what a bad boyfriend. ]

Mmhm. I want to be carried in their arms too and hide behind them if I feel scared.

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[ Yeah. Rei's answers are so cute, though... ]

Until you find somebody, I bet I'm strong enough to carry you, and you can always hide behind me if you need to.

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[ she is a simple girl with very cute hopes and dreams. pq is just mean and won't give them to her. ]

Ehehe, you are pretty strong and cool. You're just like a Prince Charming.

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[ PQ is really mean... From now on I will only accept the first half of PQ. I'm here for cute blissful ignorance. ]

You think so? It'd be kind of cool to ride a horse and swing a sword around...

[ She can see that aspect of it, at least. She can probably ride Ultimate Nekogami into battle and find a sword somewhere and make it happen. ]

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[ same here. have you ever read the pq anthology where the team talks about how the protags look like they're on a date ]

Oh, you'd look so cool and handsome! We can get you a sword from Leader and Vice Leader! And find you something to ride.

[ she thinks. ]

Umm, I think the only big animals around are bears.