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[open] you're my butterstick
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i. 8/16-8/30: you're half the man i am
[ It can't get any more ironic. The morning after Obon, a box of butter is delivered to Mondo's doorstep. You might...
1) Find it before he does, if you walk by the warehouse nearby the school early in the morning. Did Mondo start a new business? Who knows.
2) Spot Mondo staring at the box of butter. He'll think it's some prank that someone pulled on him. He might visit the Velvet Room to see if the attendants know anything. Or are they behind all of these random items that come out of nowhere?
3) Be invited by him to have some, or for a cooking session. He doesn't even cook that much so he'll probably give it to Terry otherwise, maybe? The hell does he do with 80(???)kg of butter... It says 80kg on the label, but it's light and weighs at most 1kg. However, when they scoop there seems to be endless amount of butter...? ]
ii. 8/16-8/30: we're gonna accelerate till dawn
[ Later that evening, people might notice a large shadow floating on the air, until it finally is dropped just a few centimeters away from where Mondo is... The crows are working hard to deliver it to him, but the fall certainly did some damage to it ー especially since the motorcycle is self-built. He has so many questions, but before that he'll do some reparation work so if you stop by, he can show you how to fix a bike, or if you ever want a ride from him anytime in the month after the 16th, he's game... if he likes you. Then again, he likes a lot of people in Hirajiro, so that's a thing.
He'll also start some delivery services now that he has motorbike!! Hirajiro's first Uber? Maybe... ]
iii. 8/20-8/30: neko neko neko nyaamii nyaamii
[ Mondo is almost scared of waking up every morning because something just suddenly come up without warning, and today is no different. He wakes up to 5 more kitties on top of the one he already has. So now he has to father 6 cats... He doesn't know if he can take care of them all, and Lia the tabby (his first cat) isn't very excited with his attention that are now have to be split among the other five.
He'll walk around the town with them trotting behind him, trying to see if anyone wants to adopt one or two. He'll keep them if no one does... Maybe if anyone wants to help him name them, lol, he's always relying on other people for names... useless. He'll also allow people to play with them as long as they're gentle! You can decide where you see him in town because he'll literally walk around the whole town trying his luck. ]
iv. 8/25-8/30: 8bit tour
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So Mondo manages to get a secondhand galapagos cellphone that can send photos and text, also do calls but not video calls! Feel free to bother him through phone calls or texts, he's not very tech savvy but he can text. You can also order some delivery through him... lmfao maybe if the attendants want his services... ]
v. anytime in august
[ Apart from working at Hoshino Carpenters, where a middle-aged couple work on carpentering services as well as some wood crafts, Mondo has his own side job of making trinkets and smaller wood crafts which doesn't have to go through the Hoshino's. If you want to commission him for a gift for that special someone, he's here. He'll also hold some impromptu workshops too and is more than happy to teach people how to make things! Despite the large bara fingers, they're quite nimble.
Other than that, he'll be at the dungeons to collect items and $$$. He wants to save up for phone (which he'll have towards the end of the month), so he'll find every ways possible to get all the dollah. He will still be around even after he gets his kaching because nothing wrong with getting more money! If you want to team up with him, he's down. He'll be in every floor except the fourth, he's here for your Fire and Physical attack needs. He's also gotten Tetrakarn so he can reflect physical damages, if that's a thing that you need! ]
vi. wildcard
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i. 8/16-8/30: you're half the man i am
[ It can't get any more ironic. The morning after Obon, a box of butter is delivered to Mondo's doorstep. You might...
1) Find it before he does, if you walk by the warehouse nearby the school early in the morning. Did Mondo start a new business? Who knows.
2) Spot Mondo staring at the box of butter. He'll think it's some prank that someone pulled on him. He might visit the Velvet Room to see if the attendants know anything. Or are they behind all of these random items that come out of nowhere?
3) Be invited by him to have some, or for a cooking session. He doesn't even cook that much so he'll probably give it to Terry otherwise, maybe? The hell does he do with 80(???)kg of butter... It says 80kg on the label, but it's light and weighs at most 1kg. However, when they scoop there seems to be endless amount of butter...? ]
ii. 8/16-8/30: we're gonna accelerate till dawn
[ Later that evening, people might notice a large shadow floating on the air, until it finally is dropped just a few centimeters away from where Mondo is... The crows are working hard to deliver it to him, but the fall certainly did some damage to it ー especially since the motorcycle is self-built. He has so many questions, but before that he'll do some reparation work so if you stop by, he can show you how to fix a bike, or if you ever want a ride from him anytime in the month after the 16th, he's game... if he likes you. Then again, he likes a lot of people in Hirajiro, so that's a thing.
He'll also start some delivery services now that he has motorbike!! Hirajiro's first Uber? Maybe... ]
iii. 8/20-8/30: neko neko neko nyaamii nyaamii
[ Mondo is almost scared of waking up every morning because something just suddenly come up without warning, and today is no different. He wakes up to 5 more kitties on top of the one he already has. So now he has to father 6 cats... He doesn't know if he can take care of them all, and Lia the tabby (his first cat) isn't very excited with his attention that are now have to be split among the other five.
He'll walk around the town with them trotting behind him, trying to see if anyone wants to adopt one or two. He'll keep them if no one does... Maybe if anyone wants to help him name them, lol, he's always relying on other people for names... useless. He'll also allow people to play with them as long as they're gentle! You can decide where you see him in town because he'll literally walk around the whole town trying his luck. ]
iv. 8/25-8/30: 8bit tour
[ Subscribe for daily nyan pics...
So Mondo manages to get a secondhand galapagos cellphone that can send photos and text, also do calls but not video calls! Feel free to bother him through phone calls or texts, he's not very tech savvy but he can text. You can also order some delivery through him... lmfao maybe if the attendants want his services... ]
v. anytime in august
[ Apart from working at Hoshino Carpenters, where a middle-aged couple work on carpentering services as well as some wood crafts, Mondo has his own side job of making trinkets and smaller wood crafts which doesn't have to go through the Hoshino's. If you want to commission him for a gift for that special someone, he's here. He'll also hold some impromptu workshops too and is more than happy to teach people how to make things! Despite the large bara fingers, they're quite nimble.
Other than that, he'll be at the dungeons to collect items and $$$. He wants to save up for phone (which he'll have towards the end of the month), so he'll find every ways possible to get all the dollah. He will still be around even after he gets his kaching because nothing wrong with getting more money! If you want to team up with him, he's down. He'll be in every floor except the fourth, he's here for your Fire and Physical attack needs. He's also gotten Tetrakarn so he can reflect physical damages, if that's a thing that you need! ]
vi. wildcard
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's kinda creepy... that's my exact weight too. Dunno who the hell knows that. ...Whatever, they're givin' it to me, might as well use it for somethin'.
[ He looks at Terry then. ]
Think of a dish that'll be yum with butter.
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... Buttered corn--
[ A crow comes to drop a medkit on Terry's head because I totally forgot to do this on the bench reunion thread, so here it is, Tsubo. Terry didn't expect that to come, so his head takes the full blow. He does end up catching the medkit though. His head hurts... how heavy is this thing... ]
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[ Before Mondo can ask Terry where he's looking at saying that kinda shit, the medkit drops and so does Mondo's jaw. Holy fuck that must hurt. He looks up to see crow flying past. Welp, guess that's what they call instant karma... ]
's what ya get for makin' fun of me, ya idiot.
[ Mondo says that, but is immediately checking if that caused a lump on Terry's head or not. If it does he's totally gonna press on it... ]
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[ Terry shrieks and immediately backs away from Mondo's touch. ]
That really hurts!!
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[ It's obvious??? Mondo's saying it all serious like it's a brand new information. ...Anyway, he looks at the box on Terry's hands then. ]
Oh. Hey, that looks like a med kit. Just nice, eh? Maybe the crows dropped it so ya can fix up your head.
[ Ok that makes him scoff a bit.
He'll open the box then and... oh, cool. It's got a bunch of things in there despite its size! He'll take out a bottle that says ointment. ]
Yeah, let's apply this to your head.
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[ He lowers his head a little so that Mondo will have an easier time reaching it despite how he's taller. ]
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[ He'll squeeze the ointment out and spread it on his fingers, before rubbing it on the lump. ]
...Okay, I think that'll do. All done. [ He'll give the back of Terry's head a light smack that's more like a pat, since he can't do it to the top of his head instead. He scoffs a bit, though. ] See? 's why I can't get my eyes off ya. [ Did he realise what he's saying? Nope. ] Even when I'm lookin' at ya, ya just get hurt somehow... 's almost comical.
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[ He figures that, yeah, he could have easily caught the medkit before it fell, but sometimes his attention is somewhere else and things can't be helped when he's not high on adrenaline in battle mode. He just wants to relax sometimes! ]
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Yeah. You're just really unfortunate sometimes.
[ Mondo snorts, and now full on laughing as he gives Terry a smack on his back. Not a hard one so it won't hurt! ]
Aight, let's get some corn then, eh? We'll butter it up and roast it.
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[ This is basically a Mondo Meal™. Terry looks pretty happy about cooking food for both of them again. ]
Actually, wait here. I can get the corn real quick. Just get some firewood for me!
[ And there he goes, zooming into the distance... ]
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[ When's the last time they ate together, again? Things have been very intense lately that Mondo can barely remember, but this reminds him of the early days when he first met Terry. He can somehow still remember the scent of the wood and leaves at that time, and the weather hasn't become so blisteringly hot. It's kind of nostalgic, even if it's just a month back.
Despite the break, he's gotten so used to collecting firewood and arranging them to make fire. While Terry's away, he'll also prepare some DIY wooden sticks he can attach to the corn cobs so they can just hold on it and decide how burnt they want them! If Terry doesn't return by the time he's done with the sticks, he'll start the fire to save time. Ever since Terry mentioned the buttered corn, his stomach has been growling... ]
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I'm back with fresh corn from the market! I got a plastic butter knife too, so we can have an easier time spreading the butter over the corn. But are you really sure you don't know where you got it from? It's pretty weird to have your picture on it...
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Hey, welcome back. ...Yeah, no clue at all.
[ Mondo looks again at the tub. There's no indication of anything... but he spots a bear logo that he didn't notice before on the top left of the label and freezes. Ha... haha. It can't be, right? His eyes narrow, but he doesn't say anything about it. ]
...It says twice the fat, by the way. Yer not the kind to worry 'bout your weight, right?
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[ He does a little, actually, but he's so physically active that it might as well not matter. ]
You don't either, right? Uh, did you see the expiration date on there? What's wrong?
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[ The same goes for Mondo, he doesn't really worry about getting fat because he'll just turn everything into muscle like the musclehead that he is. ]
...It's nothing.
[ He definitely doesn't look like it's nothing, though. ]
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...
Oh.
Terry's eyes go wide when he pinpoints the source of the butter. ]
... Ah.
[ He wonders if Mondo knows, but he chooses not to say anything. ]
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... We shouldn't eat it. Let's... Let's go get regular butter.
[ God. He feels like he's gonna hurl. ]
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[ Despite how Terry looks, he's strong and Mondo's easily dragged with. It's a good thing they haven't started the fire, but... what the heck? He'll lets Terry drag him for a while, but after they're far enough from where they were he tugs his arm to get Terry to stop. ]
Wait, Terry. Explain.
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[ He grimaces. ]
It's... you, Mondo. You... You're in that tub of butter.
[ the butter is you ]
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[ Is this one of those Terry jokes? Yeah sure the label puts his picture there and it even has his weight and everything, but... ]
Come on Terry, don't joke with me.
[ ha hahaha
Mondo forces a grin on his lips. Deep down he knows Terry isn't joking, but he doesn't get it ー maybe he doesn't want to get it. But he has a feeling he needs to get it. So he tugs Terry once more, without saying anything. The look in his eyes says it all. ]
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I'm not joking. That butter... is made of you.
[ He knows that Mondo died once, but this... this is pushing it... what the fuck. Who the hell turned his corpse into butter? He feels sick. ]
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[ The instant he hears Terry's confirmation, the memory of him watching his execution as an observer replays in his head. He didn't get to see what happened after the electrocution of the Cage of Death, but that sure explains the machine that he saw in the premise. That probably was what turned him into butter.
Hah, ridiculous. What a hilarious way to die. ]
Ha... Hahaha, hahahahaha.
[ Mondo just starts laughing, and laughing. It lasts for half a minute, before it all dies down. He exhales, deeply. ]
Even when I die, I die like a fucking loser. What a fitting death.
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Stop.
[ He's not going to prattle on about Mondo being a good person right now, because he figures that's not what he needs right now. Instead, he pulls him into a hug and is pretty quiet. He has a firm hold on him too, as if to reassure him that he'll still be here, and that he won't let him go. ]
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He lets Terry hold him, but doesn't reciprocate it. He has lost count of the times Terry's there to support him, to convince him that he means something, that he's a 'good person'. ]
I'm fine, Terry. It's just... haha. It's funny.
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