[open] you're my butterstick
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i. 8/16-8/30: you're half the man i am
[ It can't get any more ironic. The morning after Obon, a box of butter is delivered to Mondo's doorstep. You might...
1) Find it before he does, if you walk by the warehouse nearby the school early in the morning. Did Mondo start a new business? Who knows.
2) Spot Mondo staring at the box of butter. He'll think it's some prank that someone pulled on him. He might visit the Velvet Room to see if the attendants know anything. Or are they behind all of these random items that come out of nowhere?
3) Be invited by him to have some, or for a cooking session. He doesn't even cook that much so he'll probably give it to Terry otherwise, maybe? The hell does he do with 80(???)kg of butter... It says 80kg on the label, but it's light and weighs at most 1kg. However, when they scoop there seems to be endless amount of butter...? ]
ii. 8/16-8/30: we're gonna accelerate till dawn
[ Later that evening, people might notice a large shadow floating on the air, until it finally is dropped just a few centimeters away from where Mondo is... The crows are working hard to deliver it to him, but the fall certainly did some damage to it ー especially since the motorcycle is self-built. He has so many questions, but before that he'll do some reparation work so if you stop by, he can show you how to fix a bike, or if you ever want a ride from him anytime in the month after the 16th, he's game... if he likes you. Then again, he likes a lot of people in Hirajiro, so that's a thing.
He'll also start some delivery services now that he has motorbike!! Hirajiro's first Uber? Maybe... ]
iii. 8/20-8/30: neko neko neko nyaamii nyaamii
[ Mondo is almost scared of waking up every morning because something just suddenly come up without warning, and today is no different. He wakes up to 5 more kitties on top of the one he already has. So now he has to father 6 cats... He doesn't know if he can take care of them all, and Lia the tabby (his first cat) isn't very excited with his attention that are now have to be split among the other five.
He'll walk around the town with them trotting behind him, trying to see if anyone wants to adopt one or two. He'll keep them if no one does... Maybe if anyone wants to help him name them, lol, he's always relying on other people for names... useless. He'll also allow people to play with them as long as they're gentle! You can decide where you see him in town because he'll literally walk around the whole town trying his luck. ]
iv. 8/25-8/30: 8bit tour
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So Mondo manages to get a secondhand galapagos cellphone that can send photos and text, also do calls but not video calls! Feel free to bother him through phone calls or texts, he's not very tech savvy but he can text. You can also order some delivery through him... lmfao maybe if the attendants want his services... ]
v. anytime in august
[ Apart from working at Hoshino Carpenters, where a middle-aged couple work on carpentering services as well as some wood crafts, Mondo has his own side job of making trinkets and smaller wood crafts which doesn't have to go through the Hoshino's. If you want to commission him for a gift for that special someone, he's here. He'll also hold some impromptu workshops too and is more than happy to teach people how to make things! Despite the large bara fingers, they're quite nimble.
Other than that, he'll be at the dungeons to collect items and $$$. He wants to save up for phone (which he'll have towards the end of the month), so he'll find every ways possible to get all the dollah. He will still be around even after he gets his kaching because nothing wrong with getting more money! If you want to team up with him, he's down. He'll be in every floor except the fourth, he's here for your Fire and Physical attack needs. He's also gotten Tetrakarn so he can reflect physical damages, if that's a thing that you need! ]
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i. 8/16-8/30: you're half the man i am
[ It can't get any more ironic. The morning after Obon, a box of butter is delivered to Mondo's doorstep. You might...
1) Find it before he does, if you walk by the warehouse nearby the school early in the morning. Did Mondo start a new business? Who knows.
2) Spot Mondo staring at the box of butter. He'll think it's some prank that someone pulled on him. He might visit the Velvet Room to see if the attendants know anything. Or are they behind all of these random items that come out of nowhere?
3) Be invited by him to have some, or for a cooking session. He doesn't even cook that much so he'll probably give it to Terry otherwise, maybe? The hell does he do with 80(???)kg of butter... It says 80kg on the label, but it's light and weighs at most 1kg. However, when they scoop there seems to be endless amount of butter...? ]
ii. 8/16-8/30: we're gonna accelerate till dawn
[ Later that evening, people might notice a large shadow floating on the air, until it finally is dropped just a few centimeters away from where Mondo is... The crows are working hard to deliver it to him, but the fall certainly did some damage to it ー especially since the motorcycle is self-built. He has so many questions, but before that he'll do some reparation work so if you stop by, he can show you how to fix a bike, or if you ever want a ride from him anytime in the month after the 16th, he's game... if he likes you. Then again, he likes a lot of people in Hirajiro, so that's a thing.
He'll also start some delivery services now that he has motorbike!! Hirajiro's first Uber? Maybe... ]
iii. 8/20-8/30: neko neko neko nyaamii nyaamii
[ Mondo is almost scared of waking up every morning because something just suddenly come up without warning, and today is no different. He wakes up to 5 more kitties on top of the one he already has. So now he has to father 6 cats... He doesn't know if he can take care of them all, and Lia the tabby (his first cat) isn't very excited with his attention that are now have to be split among the other five.
He'll walk around the town with them trotting behind him, trying to see if anyone wants to adopt one or two. He'll keep them if no one does... Maybe if anyone wants to help him name them, lol, he's always relying on other people for names... useless. He'll also allow people to play with them as long as they're gentle! You can decide where you see him in town because he'll literally walk around the whole town trying his luck. ]
iv. 8/25-8/30: 8bit tour
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So Mondo manages to get a secondhand galapagos cellphone that can send photos and text, also do calls but not video calls! Feel free to bother him through phone calls or texts, he's not very tech savvy but he can text. You can also order some delivery through him... lmfao maybe if the attendants want his services... ]
v. anytime in august
[ Apart from working at Hoshino Carpenters, where a middle-aged couple work on carpentering services as well as some wood crafts, Mondo has his own side job of making trinkets and smaller wood crafts which doesn't have to go through the Hoshino's. If you want to commission him for a gift for that special someone, he's here. He'll also hold some impromptu workshops too and is more than happy to teach people how to make things! Despite the large bara fingers, they're quite nimble.
Other than that, he'll be at the dungeons to collect items and $$$. He wants to save up for phone (which he'll have towards the end of the month), so he'll find every ways possible to get all the dollah. He will still be around even after he gets his kaching because nothing wrong with getting more money! If you want to team up with him, he's down. He'll be in every floor except the fourth, he's here for your Fire and Physical attack needs. He's also gotten Tetrakarn so he can reflect physical damages, if that's a thing that you need! ]
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iii. 8/20
She doesn't want to scare them away when they're following Mondo down a busy street in the middle of the day, so when she spots him and his entourage coming down the street towards her, she gives him a smile and lifts a hand in greeting, slowing down to a stop so the cats can go around her as they wish. ]
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[ He instantly beams when he sees her, before turning to the kitties. ]
Oi, say hi to her.
[ As if they get what he means... Well, but the tabby cat that has been walking on Mondo's side instead of behind him immediately comes up to Kido. She's bigger than the rest of them, and it's obvious that she doesn't want to mix with the rest of them. The other kitties are watching Kido from a distance, eyes on her and full of curiosity.
Lia the tabby, meanwhile, starts going around Kido's legs, brushing them with her tail. Mondo watches them ー he's always enjoyed watching his friends interact with animals for some reason. ]
Do you like cats, Kido?
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N- not in particular, one way or another...
[ Lies, from the look on her face, the way she sort of hand-hovers over Lia's back like she wants to pet her but doesn't want to scare her off.
There's a cat at her feet. She could die happy here and now. ]
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She won't run away. Give her a pet.
[ He can't say the same with the rest of the kitties that are still shy, but they surely are approaching her closer as Mondo does so, eyes still on her, big and round. ]
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ii. 8/16
What happened...?
[ What the hell was that noise? A crash, but it was like he felt it more than he heard it. ]
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Mondo looks up at the warehouse roof, then down at what just dropped. If he were to be standing just a few cms off he's probably dead, holy fuck. What the hell was that-- Hold up. ]
?! Jessica!!
[ ...Yeah. He names his bike.
Anyway, he immediately comes to her side, checking out what he can salvage... She's pretty sturdy but that was a huge fall, on top of breaking through the roof. He would need to figure out how to find spareparts, or improvise. ]
Damn, talk 'bout handling you rough... You poor girl.
[ He's only blabbing like this because he hasn't realised there's another audience in the room. He will, though, in 3... 2... ]
...? [ He looks up only because he feels a stare boring through his cob, and well. Hi there. ] A, Arisato?! What the fuck?!?
[ You bet he's both surprised and embarrassed. ]
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I'm interrupting something, huh? Don't worry, I won't tell. I saw nothing. See you later.
[ He's gotta go tell Souji about this, this is hilarious. ]
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[ He immediately gets on his feet, attempting to grab Arisato's sticking out arm. Like fuck he's gonna let him walk away like that!! ]
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i-3. 8/18
Wow, Mondo. I didn't know you were sponsoring a butter brand back home.
[ Maybe they needed some tough guys to advertise for them? Either way, Terry is highly amused by this. ]
Is it actually good?
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Shaddup!! I've never given anyone consent to use my pic!! Must be someone prankin' on me...
[ ...! Terry came up in such a perfect timing to tease him. Don't tell him--
Mondo narrows his eyes. ]
Is it you?!
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[ He's not aware that Mondo is saying that Terry must have been the one who pranked him. ]
I'm Terry.
[ ta-da ]
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V - 8/17
Still. Carpentry, huh...? Talk about unexpected skills.
...Though as far as Mondo's concerned, it probably just looks like he's staring. Sorry.]
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Mondo is just working on a small piece when Sasuke watches him. He doesn't expect anyone to enjoy looking at him just carving wood with the chisel, but here we are.
Having used to getting surprise attacks back when he was in the gang, Mondo quickly senses someone coming up and looking at him. Though damn, his hair's starting to be in the way... maybe he should cut it a bit. ]
Oh, it's you. 'Sup?
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Just watching. You know carpentry?
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i. 8/16
Your face is on it.
[ Thank you, Captain Obvious. ]
I had no idea you're a celebrity.
[ Mondo won't even have to punch him because the punishment comes right from the sky soon after: a crow drops a carton of milk on Hibiki's head. The thing is that the carton doesn't withstand the impact and milk is all over Hibiki now. ]
It's raining dairy now...?
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[ Really, the timing is perfect. It rains milk just moments after he shouts. Hibiki, this is what happens when you make fun of people... It was so dramatic, the way the carton explodes and the milk just bursts all over the place. Mondo could've sworn it happened in a slo-mo before him. Eugh, he's got a bit on him too. He grunts in annoyance. Why is this idiot such a handful!!! ]
Goddammit, your luck's somethin'... [ He grabs Kuze by his wrist, huffily stomps away from where they were. Woopee hand holding (???) ]
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[ This kind of reaction surprises him, but he doesn't do anything to yank his hand from Mondo's grip. Actually, he licks the milk off his cheek which Mondo might notice... ]
You could say that my luck is legendairy...
[ It's the exact opposite of that. ]
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iv. 8/27
There's an unknown number flashing on Mondo's phone. Will he choose to pick it up...? ]
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Being pretty much technologically challenged, Mondo has no fear whatsoever in regards to picking up calls from unknown numbers. So there we go, sup!!! ]
Aah? Who's this?
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[ What... kind of services? Well, there's a short pause before she resumes speaking again. Maybe Mondo recognizes RO's voice, but she sounds a lot... happier? More genki. Compared to the usual flat tone she uses. ]
I would like a delivery service of the most calories in a meal from the cafe (spaghetti) you can find, several snacks from the general market also in high calories, five cans of cat food, and 20 bottles of water. I also require your mechanic skills in order to repair my hand. If you are familiar with emotion modules, I will need for you to look into that as well if you can. My address is [ insert address for a very small "house" in the residential area ] and my name is RO635. Please do not have any doubts about payment. I will pay you accordingly.
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iii. 8/20
Wow, Mo-chan, you have an entire train of cats!
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[ The kittens mewl and gather around Mondo's leg when they spot Rei, but they don't back off even as she approaches. ]
Tell me 'bout it... I woke up to these, y'know? [ Despite his words, he doesn't actually seem unhappy about it. ] It can't be Lia's kid 'cuz she ain't even pregnant but... I dunno, they just keep followin' me wherever I go.
[ He gestures to her bag of groceries. ]
Lemme hold that. I think they'll be happy if you say hi to 'em.
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[ she hands over the groceries right away. the bag is slightly heavy, at least for someone her size, because she bought a bunch of snacks but mondo should probably have absolutely no problem with that. she'll then kneel down, placing one hand on her knee while outstretching the other towards the kittens. ]
Hello.
[ she wiggles her hands a little bit, trying to coax the little animals to come towards her. she'll pet you, don't worry! ]
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ii. 8/30
Excited by the sight of that familiar corn cob (and face too, he supposes), Pikachu perks up and waves enthusiastically in Mondo's direction.]
Pi-kaaaaa~!
[Once they have his attention, Red offers him a small wave of his own. Espeon... just looks on in disinterest.]
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Red! Pikachu! Where've you guys been?
[ He'll back up to where they are, noting that Red has now one more buddy, which is also cute... What's that supposed to be? Mondo stares for a second too long before he looks back at Red and Pikachu. ]
I haven't seen you guys for like a month... Thought you guys were gone for good.