[open] you're my butterstick
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i. 8/16-8/30: you're half the man i am
[ It can't get any more ironic. The morning after Obon, a box of butter is delivered to Mondo's doorstep. You might...
1) Find it before he does, if you walk by the warehouse nearby the school early in the morning. Did Mondo start a new business? Who knows.
2) Spot Mondo staring at the box of butter. He'll think it's some prank that someone pulled on him. He might visit the Velvet Room to see if the attendants know anything. Or are they behind all of these random items that come out of nowhere?
3) Be invited by him to have some, or for a cooking session. He doesn't even cook that much so he'll probably give it to Terry otherwise, maybe? The hell does he do with 80(???)kg of butter... It says 80kg on the label, but it's light and weighs at most 1kg. However, when they scoop there seems to be endless amount of butter...? ]
ii. 8/16-8/30: we're gonna accelerate till dawn
[ Later that evening, people might notice a large shadow floating on the air, until it finally is dropped just a few centimeters away from where Mondo is... The crows are working hard to deliver it to him, but the fall certainly did some damage to it ー especially since the motorcycle is self-built. He has so many questions, but before that he'll do some reparation work so if you stop by, he can show you how to fix a bike, or if you ever want a ride from him anytime in the month after the 16th, he's game... if he likes you. Then again, he likes a lot of people in Hirajiro, so that's a thing.
He'll also start some delivery services now that he has motorbike!! Hirajiro's first Uber? Maybe... ]
iii. 8/20-8/30: neko neko neko nyaamii nyaamii
[ Mondo is almost scared of waking up every morning because something just suddenly come up without warning, and today is no different. He wakes up to 5 more kitties on top of the one he already has. So now he has to father 6 cats... He doesn't know if he can take care of them all, and Lia the tabby (his first cat) isn't very excited with his attention that are now have to be split among the other five.
He'll walk around the town with them trotting behind him, trying to see if anyone wants to adopt one or two. He'll keep them if no one does... Maybe if anyone wants to help him name them, lol, he's always relying on other people for names... useless. He'll also allow people to play with them as long as they're gentle! You can decide where you see him in town because he'll literally walk around the whole town trying his luck. ]
iv. 8/25-8/30: 8bit tour
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So Mondo manages to get a secondhand galapagos cellphone that can send photos and text, also do calls but not video calls! Feel free to bother him through phone calls or texts, he's not very tech savvy but he can text. You can also order some delivery through him... lmfao maybe if the attendants want his services... ]
v. anytime in august
[ Apart from working at Hoshino Carpenters, where a middle-aged couple work on carpentering services as well as some wood crafts, Mondo has his own side job of making trinkets and smaller wood crafts which doesn't have to go through the Hoshino's. If you want to commission him for a gift for that special someone, he's here. He'll also hold some impromptu workshops too and is more than happy to teach people how to make things! Despite the large bara fingers, they're quite nimble.
Other than that, he'll be at the dungeons to collect items and $$$. He wants to save up for phone (which he'll have towards the end of the month), so he'll find every ways possible to get all the dollah. He will still be around even after he gets his kaching because nothing wrong with getting more money! If you want to team up with him, he's down. He'll be in every floor except the fourth, he's here for your Fire and Physical attack needs. He's also gotten Tetrakarn so he can reflect physical damages, if that's a thing that you need! ]
vi. wildcard
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i. 8/16-8/30: you're half the man i am
[ It can't get any more ironic. The morning after Obon, a box of butter is delivered to Mondo's doorstep. You might...
1) Find it before he does, if you walk by the warehouse nearby the school early in the morning. Did Mondo start a new business? Who knows.
2) Spot Mondo staring at the box of butter. He'll think it's some prank that someone pulled on him. He might visit the Velvet Room to see if the attendants know anything. Or are they behind all of these random items that come out of nowhere?
3) Be invited by him to have some, or for a cooking session. He doesn't even cook that much so he'll probably give it to Terry otherwise, maybe? The hell does he do with 80(???)kg of butter... It says 80kg on the label, but it's light and weighs at most 1kg. However, when they scoop there seems to be endless amount of butter...? ]
ii. 8/16-8/30: we're gonna accelerate till dawn
[ Later that evening, people might notice a large shadow floating on the air, until it finally is dropped just a few centimeters away from where Mondo is... The crows are working hard to deliver it to him, but the fall certainly did some damage to it ー especially since the motorcycle is self-built. He has so many questions, but before that he'll do some reparation work so if you stop by, he can show you how to fix a bike, or if you ever want a ride from him anytime in the month after the 16th, he's game... if he likes you. Then again, he likes a lot of people in Hirajiro, so that's a thing.
He'll also start some delivery services now that he has motorbike!! Hirajiro's first Uber? Maybe... ]
iii. 8/20-8/30: neko neko neko nyaamii nyaamii
[ Mondo is almost scared of waking up every morning because something just suddenly come up without warning, and today is no different. He wakes up to 5 more kitties on top of the one he already has. So now he has to father 6 cats... He doesn't know if he can take care of them all, and Lia the tabby (his first cat) isn't very excited with his attention that are now have to be split among the other five.
He'll walk around the town with them trotting behind him, trying to see if anyone wants to adopt one or two. He'll keep them if no one does... Maybe if anyone wants to help him name them, lol, he's always relying on other people for names... useless. He'll also allow people to play with them as long as they're gentle! You can decide where you see him in town because he'll literally walk around the whole town trying his luck. ]
iv. 8/25-8/30: 8bit tour
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So Mondo manages to get a secondhand galapagos cellphone that can send photos and text, also do calls but not video calls! Feel free to bother him through phone calls or texts, he's not very tech savvy but he can text. You can also order some delivery through him... lmfao maybe if the attendants want his services... ]
v. anytime in august
[ Apart from working at Hoshino Carpenters, where a middle-aged couple work on carpentering services as well as some wood crafts, Mondo has his own side job of making trinkets and smaller wood crafts which doesn't have to go through the Hoshino's. If you want to commission him for a gift for that special someone, he's here. He'll also hold some impromptu workshops too and is more than happy to teach people how to make things! Despite the large bara fingers, they're quite nimble.
Other than that, he'll be at the dungeons to collect items and $$$. He wants to save up for phone (which he'll have towards the end of the month), so he'll find every ways possible to get all the dollah. He will still be around even after he gets his kaching because nothing wrong with getting more money! If you want to team up with him, he's down. He'll be in every floor except the fourth, he's here for your Fire and Physical attack needs. He's also gotten Tetrakarn so he can reflect physical damages, if that's a thing that you need! ]
vi. wildcard
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[ Q_Q mondo!!! Terry looks like he's been absolutely wronged. ]
I don't have a phone, let alone a camera! I'm not the one churning butter! I buy them off the market!!
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Tch! Then don't confuse me like that, dumbass! [ He grumbles. ] Who the hell's so bored they made this stupid shit? ...Is it Kuze?!
[ Look... he always comes up with the stupidest shit.
Anyway, Mondo opens up the tub just to be sure it's really butter and... it smells kind of like the sun??? Strange... ]
Whatever, let's make somethin' with it.
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[ Because Terry is dumb. Anyway, he gets a sniff of it too and it's... weird. ]
That's a strange smelling butter... I wonder if it's been left out for a while.
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[ God, why is Terry so dumb sometimes. (Sometimes??) Anyway, Mondo's just gonna dip his pinky to get a good chunk of it, and licks it a bit. ]
Hm. It tastes normal. Try it.
[ He means from the tub not his finger but Terry's free to choose. ]
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Tastes like regular salted butter.
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!@#*$^(*!#(!)!???!!
[ He short-circuits... ]
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[ Despite how Terry has the power to, he... doesn't, hoping that Mondo will stop himself. When it doesn't seem like he will, he finally blocks his hair with an arm. ]
What's that for?! You said so!
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[ He's totally saying this whole chunk in 200bpm or more that it sounded more like a rap... ]
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Terry just stares at Mondo evenly as he spouts his rant and-- ]
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[ So are you the one without common sense, Mondo?
Let him make you question everything. ]
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[ Does he need to run a poll through the Hirajiro community or something to get Terry to understand?! ]
Will ya do anything I tell ya, no matter how weird, then?!
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[ Terry stares at him. ]
Did you want me to do something weird? If you do, I'll consider it if you tell me what you want me to do.
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Then... lick my feet.
[ Obviously he won't do it, right??? ]
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I'm... not into feet.
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It ain’t like I’m into it either, aight?! [ Goddamn Terry... don’t get him wrong?!!??! ] ...Guess you still have a limit, huh.
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[ Terry laughs a little. You're so silly, Mondo. Anyway, he points at the tub of butter. ]
They should really correct the amount though. Just because you're the butter poster boy, doesn't mean it should have your weight on it. That's like... all kinds of inaccurate for a small tub.
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's kinda creepy... that's my exact weight too. Dunno who the hell knows that. ...Whatever, they're givin' it to me, might as well use it for somethin'.
[ He looks at Terry then. ]
Think of a dish that'll be yum with butter.
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... Buttered corn--
[ A crow comes to drop a medkit on Terry's head because I totally forgot to do this on the bench reunion thread, so here it is, Tsubo. Terry didn't expect that to come, so his head takes the full blow. He does end up catching the medkit though. His head hurts... how heavy is this thing... ]
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[ Before Mondo can ask Terry where he's looking at saying that kinda shit, the medkit drops and so does Mondo's jaw. Holy fuck that must hurt. He looks up to see crow flying past. Welp, guess that's what they call instant karma... ]
's what ya get for makin' fun of me, ya idiot.
[ Mondo says that, but is immediately checking if that caused a lump on Terry's head or not. If it does he's totally gonna press on it... ]
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[ Terry shrieks and immediately backs away from Mondo's touch. ]
That really hurts!!
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[ It's obvious??? Mondo's saying it all serious like it's a brand new information. ...Anyway, he looks at the box on Terry's hands then. ]
Oh. Hey, that looks like a med kit. Just nice, eh? Maybe the crows dropped it so ya can fix up your head.
[ Ok that makes him scoff a bit.
He'll open the box then and... oh, cool. It's got a bunch of things in there despite its size! He'll take out a bottle that says ointment. ]
Yeah, let's apply this to your head.
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[ He lowers his head a little so that Mondo will have an easier time reaching it despite how he's taller. ]
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[ He'll squeeze the ointment out and spread it on his fingers, before rubbing it on the lump. ]
...Okay, I think that'll do. All done. [ He'll give the back of Terry's head a light smack that's more like a pat, since he can't do it to the top of his head instead. He scoffs a bit, though. ] See? 's why I can't get my eyes off ya. [ Did he realise what he's saying? Nope. ] Even when I'm lookin' at ya, ya just get hurt somehow... 's almost comical.
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[ He figures that, yeah, he could have easily caught the medkit before it fell, but sometimes his attention is somewhere else and things can't be helped when he's not high on adrenaline in battle mode. He just wants to relax sometimes! ]
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