[OPEN] fuck timelines

[flowerclips]

[ after fucking off from the dungeon, leaving the daitengu all alone and sad (invite them too, guys :'( ), it's time to have fun. at whatever agreed upon time, the ou hirajiro gang is here to finally get some good r&r. rei has been extremely excited so she's early in front of the bathhouse, holding a bag of her belongings. she waves down anyone she sees. come faster!! let's get this show on the road! ]

Bathhouse time, hoooooo!!

[ for things in the bathhouse, there are your usual spa options: a sauna, jacuzzi, pedicures, manicures, that kind of stuff. have fun, everyone. ]

Comments

[flowerclips]

[ same. where is our canon route where everyone is just happy and no one dies or suffers ]

Okay, leave it to me!

[ when it comes to rei, she's great at getting good food! with a few weird things mixed in... but she pretty much buys as many things as she can afford. she feels bad for putting that on terry's tab so she uses her own hard earned money, getting drinks and as many snacks and actual meals. she literally enough that they can hide out here for the entire day and night, at least until kido fucks off and then everything becomes a disaster. ]

[ once she's done, she tries to look around for kido but she doesn't find her so kido will have to grab her. ]

[reveilation]

[ Mekakucity Talkers... I love the chatroom AU it's cute and fulfilling and everybody actually gets to live to see the end of summer for once. It's canon in my heart.

Kido would run off to grab her, but if she leaves the fort (something simple like this propped up by chairs) she can't cover it with her ability, so she leaves just the fort hidden and herself visible while she calls out to Rei ]

Rei! Over here!

[ The fort will come into view once Rei's close enough that Kido's ability covers both of them. ]

[flowerclips]

[ i love mekakucity talkers. let's just play from that canon point and ignore everything else. ]

[ when she's called out, rei turns her head then quickly walks on over. she'll smile brightly at what has been set up. forget the rest of the bathhouse. they can just chill here the entire time. ]

Wow, it looks so nice and comfy!

[ they should also steal some more bathrobes so they can use them as cushions. in the meanwhile, rei will hold out the bags of food towards kido. there are a bunch of normal stuff in there, but she brought in her weird candies again... ]

I got us a lot of food. I hope you like some of it!

[reveilation]

[ Honestly, yeah. Next time Kido dies, and I guess it's going to be in Rei's dungeon, we're going to have Mekakucity Talkers Kido. Who is very nearly a zombie at this point, if we're ever putting a cap on deaths. ]

Oh, this is— [ great, she'd like to say, but why are the weird candies in here? ...It's fine. Kido will just eat the normal food. ]

This works. Is there anything else you want to bring inside? Otherwise, we can just lie around and no nothing.

[ She likes lying around and doing nothing. The lazy Minato life... ]

[flowerclips]

[ mekakucity talkers kido (clenches fist) i am so glad. we don't need caps on death. everyone is allowed to just die. let's try to achieve 100 deaths in this game before it ends. ]

No, I think I got everything! We can sit down and do girl talk.

[ girl talk, she has heard, is gossiping. she is excited to gossip while they eat snacks. ]

[reveilation]

Girl talk?

[ Alright. Now nobody else is ever allowed in their blanket fort. Kido only really had Mary around to talk with as girls and idk what they'd talk about. Mary's manga or something, maybe, or how mean Kano is.

She lies down on her back with her knees bent so she can fit comfortably. ]

Sure. What sort of things do you want to talk about?

[yokeye]

[In the middle of girl talk, Kido's phone rings.]

[reveilation]

[ Kido stares at the phone screen, because she actually looks at the caller id, and ends the call. Toki's going to have to try again and hope Rei answers the phone. ]

[flowerclips]

[ LMFAO poor toki. rei glances over but she couldn't see the screen since she lies on her front and next to kido. ]

Who was it?

[reveilation]

Just a spam call. Don't mind it.

[ The phone gets placed on the ground between them. ]

[yokeye]

[It rings again three minutes later.]

[flowerclips]

[ now with the phone in the center, rei can see the display. ]

Oh, it's Toki-kun! You should pick up!

[reveilation]

We don't have to. Let him think we drowned.

[ Rei's going to have to do it, Kido doesn't want this ]

[flowerclips]

But why?

[ that's not nice :( ]

[reveilation]

[ Because she's not nice. ]

Do you really want to talk to him? You can go ahead, but if he says anything weird, I'm hanging up.

[flowerclips]

[ let's keep giving kido shadow events until she becomes nice. ]

Okay!

[ that's a good enough compromise for her so she picks up the phone. moshi moshi rei desu ]

[yokeye]

[They finally answered! Toki's too excited and drops the phone into the bathtub. All Rei gets is static noise.]

[reveilation]

[ I can't believe both Kido's and Terry's Shadows are the nicer parts of them. ]

...Is he picking up, or has he drowned already?

[flowerclips]

[ I'M GOING TO MAKE TWO THREADS because i also want girl talk and fuck timelines. we are done with trying to make sense of time. ]

Okayyy. Ummm, what kind of boys do you like?

[ she'll jump right to it. tell her your type, which is apparently dumb and stupid. ]

[reveilation]

[ DUMB AND STUPID i can't believe this, it's true ]

Huh? Uh... I guess... somebody nice?

[ What a generic answer. Your turn, Rei. ]

What about you?

[flowerclips]

Someone nice! Like T-chan!

[ please love thyself and get better tastes, kido. ]

Umm, I like someone who's strong and can protect me at all times.

[reveilation]

Oh.

[ So, somebody not like T-chan. ]

Yeah, I'd like that too. Somebody I feel safe around, and can be together with without having to worry about anything.

[flowerclips]

[ yeah. t-chan just tries to murder you instead. what a bad boyfriend. ]

Mmhm. I want to be carried in their arms too and hide behind them if I feel scared.

[reveilation]

[ Yeah. Rei's answers are so cute, though... ]

Until you find somebody, I bet I'm strong enough to carry you, and you can always hide behind me if you need to.

[flowerclips]

[ she is a simple girl with very cute hopes and dreams. pq is just mean and won't give them to her. ]

Ehehe, you are pretty strong and cool. You're just like a Prince Charming.